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Joke Topic - 'Salary'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Salary'.


"We offer a competitive salary"
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

Boss: You're asking a high salary for someone with no experience in this field.
Applicant: Yes, but a job's so much harder when you don't know anything about it.

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young programmer, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"
The programmer said, "In the neighborhood of $150,000 a year, depending on the benefit's package."
The HR Person said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?"
The programmer sat up straight and said, "Wow!!! Are you kidding?"
And the HR Person said, "Certainly, ...but you started it."

When I first started working, I used to dream of the day when I might be earning the salary I'm starving on now.

You can name your own salary here. I call mine Fred.

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King Arthur

Why did King Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him.

The Cops

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke who?
Luke out, the cops are after you.

Best Behavior

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anya who?
Anya best behavior or else.


Diner: Waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Waiter: Of course there is sir, it's alphabet soup.


What do you call a baby budgie?
A budget.


What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.


Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Bach who?
Bach to work.


Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Let me!
Let me who?
Will you please let me in, it's cold out here!


Where can you dance in California?
San Frandisco.

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