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Joke Topic - 'Salary'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Salary'.

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"We offer a competitive salary"
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
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Boss: You're asking a high salary for someone with no experience in this field.
Applicant: Yes, but a job's so much harder when you don't know anything about it.
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Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young programmer, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"
The programmer said, "In the neighborhood of $150,000 a year, depending on the benefit's package."
The HR Person said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?"
The programmer sat up straight and said, "Wow!!! Are you kidding?"
And the HR Person said, "Certainly, ...but you started it."
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When I first started working, I used to dream of the day when I might be earning the salary I'm starving on now.
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You can name your own salary here. I call mine Fred.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Frogs

What does a frog like to order with a burger?
Jumbo flies and a diet croak.
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Birds

What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.
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A Gardener

What type of socks does a gardener like to wear when he is working?
Garden hose.
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Cats

What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
A paws.
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Mummy

Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up!
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Offers

What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.
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Beer

24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
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Kitchen

What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France????
Linoleum blown-apart.
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Overweight

Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.

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