Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - S / Joke Topic - Salary - 1

Joke Topic - 'Salary'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Salary'.

$text4

"We offer a competitive salary"
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
$text4

Boss: You're asking a high salary for someone with no experience in this field.
Applicant: Yes, but a job's so much harder when you don't know anything about it.
$text4

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young programmer, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"
The programmer said, "In the neighborhood of $150,000 a year, depending on the benefit's package."
The HR Person said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?"
The programmer sat up straight and said, "Wow!!! Are you kidding?"
And the HR Person said, "Certainly, ...but you started it."
$text4

When I first started working, I used to dream of the day when I might be earning the salary I'm starving on now.
$text4

You can name your own salary here. I call mine Fred.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

Doctors

Patient: Doctor, my stomach really hurts!
Doctor: Oh stop bellyaching will you!
$text4

Parents

She was born on her parents' wooden anniversary so they called her "Peg".
$text4

Medicine

Don't study medicine and law at the same time, it tries your patients
$text4

Pirates

Why did the pirate's phone keep going beep, beep, beep?
Because he had left it off his hook.
$text4

Toys

What children's toy hates to be touched?
Lego!
$text4

Farmers

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?
He wanted sweet and sour pork.
$text4

Dogs

When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.
$text4

Thieves

Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm
$text4

Dentist

What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.

This is page 1 of 1