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Joke Topic - 'Salary'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Salary'.


"We offer a competitive salary"
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

Boss: You're asking a high salary for someone with no experience in this field.
Applicant: Yes, but a job's so much harder when you don't know anything about it.

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young programmer, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"
The programmer said, "In the neighborhood of $150,000 a year, depending on the benefit's package."
The HR Person said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?"
The programmer sat up straight and said, "Wow!!! Are you kidding?"
And the HR Person said, "Certainly, ...but you started it."

When I first started working, I used to dream of the day when I might be earning the salary I'm starving on now.

You can name your own salary here. I call mine Fred.

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