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Joke Topic - 'Salary'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Salary'.

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"We offer a competitive salary"
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
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Boss: You're asking a high salary for someone with no experience in this field.
Applicant: Yes, but a job's so much harder when you don't know anything about it.
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Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young programmer, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"
The programmer said, "In the neighborhood of $150,000 a year, depending on the benefit's package."
The HR Person said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?"
The programmer sat up straight and said, "Wow!!! Are you kidding?"
And the HR Person said, "Certainly, ...but you started it."
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When I first started working, I used to dream of the day when I might be earning the salary I'm starving on now.
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You can name your own salary here. I call mine Fred.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Moby Dick

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.
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Elementary

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Elly.
Elly who?
Ellymentary, my dear Watson.
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Inventors

Did you hear about the famous inventors who failed to invent the aeroplane?
They were the Wrong Brothers.
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Bananas

What is yellow and goes click-click?
A ball-point banana.
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Horses

What animal goes to bed with his shoes on?
A horse.
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Father Christmas

What do you get if you deep fry Father Christmas? Crisp Cringle.
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Corn

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where's Pop Corn?
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Political

Some people tell political jokes... we HAVE them!
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Husbands

Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.

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