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Joke Topic - 'Salary'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Salary'.

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"We offer a competitive salary"
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
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Boss: You're asking a high salary for someone with no experience in this field.
Applicant: Yes, but a job's so much harder when you don't know anything about it.
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Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young programmer, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"
The programmer said, "In the neighborhood of $150,000 a year, depending on the benefit's package."
The HR Person said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?"
The programmer sat up straight and said, "Wow!!! Are you kidding?"
And the HR Person said, "Certainly, ...but you started it."
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When I first started working, I used to dream of the day when I might be earning the salary I'm starving on now.
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You can name your own salary here. I call mine Fred.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Magic

Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.
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Cookies

Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
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Teddy Bears

What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.
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Light Bulbs

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
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Person

"Hello, is this the person to whom I am speaking?"
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Laryngitis

What do you call a veterinary surgeon with laryngitis?
A hoarse doctor.
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A Born Loser

A born loser: Somebody who calls the telephone number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall -- and his wife answers.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Faye.
Faye who?
Fayeding away.
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Bees

What goes "zzub, zzub"?
A bee flying backwards.

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