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Joke Topic - 'Salary' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Salary'.
'We offer a competitive salary'
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
As the interview with the young programmer concluded, the HR representative replied, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"(br>"Roughly $150,000 a year, depending on the benefits package," the programmer said.
"Well, what would you say to a package that includes five weeks of vacation, fourteen paid holidays, full medical and dental coverage, a company matching retirement fund equal to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years — say, a red Corvette?" asked the HR representative.
The programmer sat up straight and said, 'Wow!!! Are you kidding?'
And the HR Person said, 'Certainly, ...but you started it.'
"Well, what would you say to a package that includes five weeks of vacation, fourteen paid holidays, full medical and dental coverage, a company matching retirement fund equal to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years — say, a red Corvette?" asked the HR representative.
The programmer sat up straight and said, 'Wow!!! Are you kidding?'
And the HR Person said, 'Certainly, ...but you started it.'
Boss: You're asking for a high salary for someone with no experience in this field.
Applicant: Yes, but a job's so much harder when you don't know anything about it.
Applicant: Yes, but a job's so much harder when you don't know anything about it.
When I first started working, I used to dream of the day when I might be earning the salary I'm starving on now.
You can name your own salary here. I call mine Fred.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Butchers
A clerk in a butcher shop is 5 ft 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
Meat.
Alcohol
Do you have an alcohol problem?
- yes, I can't afford it
- yes, I can't afford it
Rabbits
What did the rabbits say when they were caught in the vegetable patch?
Lettuce alone!
Lettuce alone!
Snowmen
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
Frostbite.
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, I keep seeing double.
Doctor: Please sit on the couch.
Patient: Which one?
Doctor: Please sit on the couch.
Patient: Which one?
Lucky
I've got a good idea.
It must be beginner's luck.
It must be beginner's luck.
Cargo
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep beep!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep beep!
Rome
How do we know that Rome was built at night?
Because all the books say it wasn't built in a day!
Because all the books say it wasn't built in a day!
Cats
What does a cat like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
Mice Krispies.