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Joke Topic - 'Salad'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Salad'.

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What do you call a salad that is a coward?
A chicken salad.


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Armageddon

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of this place.
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Newspaper

When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.
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Bees

What is the quietest bee?
A mumble bee.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing pink elephants.
Have you seen a psychiatrist?
No - only pink elephants.
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Rabbits

What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a forged five pound note?
One is a mad bunny, the other is bad money.
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Mouse

When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
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Witches

Why did the witch drop out of school?
She couldn't spell.
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Scottish

What is the name of a Scottish cloak room attendant?
Willie Angus McCoatup.
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Cannibals

First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."

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