Joke Topic - 'Salad'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Salad'.

What do you call a salad that is a coward?
A chicken salad.

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Working

When I first started working, I used to dream of the day when I might be earning the salary I'm starving on now.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you very much.

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

Why does a woman say she's been shopping even when she hasn't bought a thing?

Passer-by: What are you digging for?
Workman: Money.
Passer-by: And when do you expect to get it?
Workman: Pay-day.

Bill: What kind of idiot do you think I am?
John: I don't know. How many kinds are there?

Please make sure that your brain is engaged before you put your mouth into gear

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Buzz off. Can't you see that I'm busy?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Lionel
Lionel who?
Lionel roar if you stand on it's tail.

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