Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Armageddon
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of this place.
Newspaper
When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love
me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.
Bees
What is the quietest bee?
A mumble bee.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing pink elephants.
Have you seen a psychiatrist?
No - only pink elephants.
Rabbits
What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a forged five pound note?
One is a mad bunny, the other is bad money.
Mouse
When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
Witches
Why did the witch drop out of school?
She couldn't spell.
Scottish
What is the name of a Scottish cloak room attendant?
Willie Angus McCoatup.
Cannibals
First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."