Joke Topic - 'Salad'

What do you call a snake that works on a building site?
A boa constructor.

What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.

Brian: Yesterday my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.

Yo' mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise!

What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.

What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.

What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.

Where do sheep buy their Christmas presents?
They go to Wool-mart!