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Joke Topic - 'Salad'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Salad'.

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What do you call a salad that is a coward?
A chicken salad.


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Snakes

What do you call a snake that works on a building site?
A boa constructor.
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The Difference

What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
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Dogs

Brian: Yesterday my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.
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Jog

Yo' mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise!
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
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A Christmas Tree

What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.
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Blondes

What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.
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Sheep

Where do sheep buy their Christmas presents?
They go to Wool-mart!

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