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Joke Topic - 'Salad'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Salad'.

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What do you call a salad that is a coward?
A chicken salad.


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Hotel

The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.
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Cats

What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
A paws.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
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Light Bulbs

How many Oliver Norths does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How can he? He sold all the light bulbs to Iran.
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Vampires

Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.
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Golf

Wife: Where are you going with your golf clubs?
Husband: To a tee party.
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Cannibals

What did one cannibal say to another?"Who was that girl I saw you with last night?"
"That was no girl, that was my supper."
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Witches

How did the witch know that she was ill?
She had a dizzy spell.
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Tea

Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day

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