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Joke Topic - 'Salad'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Salad'.


What do you call a salad that is a coward?
A chicken salad.

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The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.


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A paws.

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You know you're having a bad day when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.

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How many Oliver Norths does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How can he? He sold all the light bulbs to Iran.


Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.


Wife: Where are you going with your golf clubs?
Husband: To a tee party.


What did one cannibal say to another?"Who was that girl I saw you with last night?"
"That was no girl, that was my supper."


How did the witch know that she was ill?
She had a dizzy spell.


Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day

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