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Joke Topic - 'Sailors'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sailors'.

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Did you hear about the man who thought Bob Marley and the Wailers were the sailors who caught Moby Dick?


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Sibling Rivalry

Sibling rivalry is for kids
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A Married Man

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job: he still has the same boss.
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Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
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Women Drivers

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
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A Big Mouth

What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.
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Skeletons

Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.
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Skeleton

How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.
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Dogs

Dogs and small children must be carried on the escalator
- if don't have a dog a cat will do
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Cannibals

What did the cannibal say when he was full up?
I couldn't eat another mortal.

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