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Joke Topic - 'Sailors'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sailors'.

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Did you hear about the man who thought Bob Marley and the Wailers were the sailors who caught Moby Dick?


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Football

Billy: I can't believe I just missed that open goal. I could kick myself.
Johnny: Don't: bother, you'd probably miss.
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The Bell

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little girl and I can't reach the bell.
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Take The Plunge

Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
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Elephant

What should you do if you see a blue elephant?
Try to cheer it up.
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King

Why is a book like a king?
Because they both have pages.
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Light Bulbs

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
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Doctors

My brother went to the doctor and said, 'Some days, I get the strange feeling that I'm a golf club.'
The doctor said, 'Can I join?'
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Office Party

You know you're having a bad day when everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
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Telepathy

Legalize telepathy - I knew you were going to say that

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