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Joke Topic - 'Sailors'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sailors'.


Did you hear about the man who thought Bob Marley and the Wailers were the sailors who caught Moby Dick?

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Sibling Rivalry

Sibling rivalry is for kids

A Married Man

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job: he still has the same boss.


Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.

Women Drivers

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

A Big Mouth

What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.


Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.


How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.


Dogs and small children must be carried on the escalator
- if don't have a dog a cat will do


What did the cannibal say when he was full up?
I couldn't eat another mortal.

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