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Joke Topic - 'Sailors'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sailors'.

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Did you hear about the man who thought Bob Marley and the Wailers were the sailors who caught Moby Dick?


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A Car Mechanic

Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.
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Dogs

What breed of dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!
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Colors

What colors would you paint the sun and the wind?
The sun rose and the wind blue.
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Proverb

He believes in an old proverb — early to bed and stay there.
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Ticks

What do you call tiny bugs that live on the moon?
Luna ticks!
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Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were having a rest in their hotel room when suddenly a tree walked in.
"Elm entry, my Dear Watson," said Holmes.
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Christmas Eve

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.
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Bathing

Jane: Where do you bathe?
Billy: In the spring.
Jane: I said where, not when.
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Bicycles

Did you hear about the bicycle that went around attacking people?
It was a vicious cycle.

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