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Joke Topic - 'Sailors'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sailors'.


Did you hear about the man who thought Bob Marley and the Wailers were the sailors who caught Moby Dick?

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A Car Mechanic

Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.


What breed of dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!


What colors would you paint the sun and the wind?
The sun rose and the wind blue.


He believes in an old proverb — early to bed and stay there.


What do you call tiny bugs that live on the moon?
Luna ticks!

Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were having a rest in their hotel room when suddenly a tree walked in.
"Elm entry, my Dear Watson," said Holmes.

Christmas Eve

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.


Jane: Where do you bathe?
Billy: In the spring.
Jane: I said where, not when.


Did you hear about the bicycle that went around attacking people?
It was a vicious cycle.

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