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Joke Topic - 'Sailors' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Sailors'.

Did you hear about the man who thought Bob Marley and the Wailers were the sailors who caught Moby Dick?
What do you get if you cross a tropical fruit with a cartoon character?
Papaya the Sailor Man.

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It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.

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Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.

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Gravely.

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Because he hung around for too long.

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