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Joke Topic - 'Sailors'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sailors'.

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Did you hear about the man who thought Bob Marley and the Wailers were the sailors who caught Moby Dick?


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Teachers

Why did the teacher need to wear dark glasses?
Because she had such a bright class.
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Dogs

What do young dogs like to eat when watching a movie?
Pup-corn!
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Bees

How do bees cut wood?
They use a buzz saw.
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Farmers

What do you call a farmer who used to like farm machinery?
An ex-tractor fan.
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Cat

What do you get if you cross a cat and a pair of wellingtons?
Puss 'n' boots!
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Caught

Did you hear about the man on the flying trapeze?
He caught his wife in the act.
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Teachers

Old teachers never die. They just lose their class.
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Musicians

Old musicians never die, they just decompose.
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Fish

What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!

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