Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Football
Billy: I can't believe I just missed that open goal. I could kick myself.
Johnny: Don't: bother, you'd probably miss.
The Bell
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little girl and I can't reach the bell.
Take The Plunge
Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
Elephant
What should you do if you see a blue elephant?
Try to cheer it up.
King
Why is a book like a king?
Because they both have pages.
Light Bulbs
How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
Doctors
My brother went to the doctor and said, 'Some days, I get the strange feeling that I'm a golf club.'
The doctor said, 'Can I join?'
Office Party
You know you're having a bad day when everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
Telepathy
Legalize telepathy - I knew you were going to say that