Joke Topic - 'Sailors'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Sailors'.

Did you hear about the man who thought Bob Marley and the Wailers were the sailors who caught Moby Dick?

What do you get if you cross a tropical fruit with a cartoon character?
Papaya the Sailor Man.

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A hoppy meal.

Is it time for your medication or mine?

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His friend replied,' Yes, I know, I've seen your wife.'

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I'm fir you.

What do you call a lady magician?
Trixie.

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They eat necks to nothing.

Why was the computer feeling cold?
It had left Windows open.

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