Joke Topic - 'Sailors'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sailors'.

Did you hear about the man who thought Bob Marley and the Wailers were the sailors who caught Moby Dick?

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Football

Billy: I can't believe I just missed that open goal. I could kick myself.
Johnny: Don't: bother, you'd probably miss.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little girl and I can't reach the bell.

Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.

What should you do if you see a blue elephant?
Try to cheer it up.

Why is a book like a king?
Because they both have pages.

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.

My brother went to the doctor and said, 'Some days, I get the strange feeling that I'm a golf club.'
The doctor said, 'Can I join?'

You know you're having a bad day when everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.

Legalize telepathy - I knew you were going to say that

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