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Joke Topic - 'Sailor'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sailor'.

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What do you get if you cross a tropical fruit with a cartoon character?
Papaya the Sailor Man.


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Doctors

Patient: I have a splinter in my finger.
Doctor: Well, that's what you get for scratching your head.
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Gnomes

Where do gnomes go to when they're feeling ill?
The National Elf Service.
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Computer Programmers

The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.
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Genie

Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!
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Pilots

Did you hear about the pilot who bailed out?
He said, 'Bi-plane.'
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Blondes

Q: Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said concentrate.
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Free

Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?
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Elephants

What do you get is you cross an elephant with a cat?
Very nervous mice.
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Parrots

What is a polygon?
A dead parrot.

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