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Joke Topic - 'Sailor'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sailor'.

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What do you get if you cross a tropical fruit with a cartoon character?
Papaya the Sailor Man.


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Computer Dating

"I'm all for computer dating, but I wouldn't want one to marry my sister."
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Steak

Diner: Waiter, your thumb is on my steak. Remove it right now!
Waiter: What, and drop it again?
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Waiters

'Waiter! There's a fly in my wine!'
'Well, you did ask for something with a little body, sir.'
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Potato

What do you get if you cross a tomato with a potato?
A potato with bloodshot eyes.
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Policeman

Policeman: 'When I saw you coming round that bend I thought, "Forty-five at least".'
Woman motorist: 'Well, I always look older in this hat.'
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Teenagers

Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.
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Sings

What is green and sings in the garden?
Elvis Parsley.
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Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emmett.
Emmett who?
Emmett the front door, not the back one.
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Cats

What do you call a cat who ate a duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-puss.

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