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Joke Topic - 'Sailor'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sailor'.

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What do you get if you cross a tropical fruit with a cartoon character?
Papaya the Sailor Man.


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Phone

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?
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Dogs

What did the dog say when he sat on a piece of sandpaper?
Ruff.
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Cows

What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An eskimoo.
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Loves You

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're stupid.
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Light Bulbs

How many Chinamen does it take to change a light bulb?
Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.
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Baseball

Why was the baseball player sent to jail?
Because he stole second base.
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Love

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know just how much I love you.
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Baseball

And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.
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Magic

Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.

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