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Joke Topic - 'Sailor'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sailor'.


What do you get if you cross a tropical fruit with a cartoon character?
Papaya the Sailor Man.

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Computer Dating

"I'm all for computer dating, but I wouldn't want one to marry my sister."


Diner: Waiter, your thumb is on my steak. Remove it right now!
Waiter: What, and drop it again?


'Waiter! There's a fly in my wine!'
'Well, you did ask for something with a little body, sir.'


What do you get if you cross a tomato with a potato?
A potato with bloodshot eyes.


Policeman: 'When I saw you coming round that bend I thought, "Forty-five at least".'
Woman motorist: 'Well, I always look older in this hat.'


Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.


What is green and sings in the garden?
Elvis Parsley.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emmett who?
Emmett the front door, not the back one.


What do you call a cat who ate a duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-puss.

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