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Joke Topic - 'Sail'


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Did you hear about the stupid yachtsman who had his arm cut off so that he could sail round the world single-handed.


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Maths

Primary maths pupil's answer to question, `take 9 from 246 as many times as possible': `I did it fifty times and I always got 237.'
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Cellphones

What is the difference between a cellphone and a wife?
The cellphone has a silent mode.
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Voting

If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.
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Wife

Fred: Did you meet your wife at the airport yesterday?
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.
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Snowmen

How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.
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Politicians

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.
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Lawyers

What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, have you smoked salmon?
No, sir but I have smoked a pipe.
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Dog

Man: "Little girl, I'm looking for a small black and white dog with only one eye."
Little Girl: "If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes."

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