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Joke Topic - 'Sail'

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Did you hear about the stupid yachtsman who had his arm cut off so that he could sail round the world single-handed.

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Primary maths pupil's answer to question, `take 9 from 246 as many times as possible': `I did it fifty times and I always got 237.'


What is the difference between a cellphone and a wife?
The cellphone has a silent mode.


If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.


Fred: Did you meet your wife at the airport yesterday?
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.


How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.


Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.


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Waiter, waiter, have you smoked salmon?
No, sir but I have smoked a pipe.


Man: "Little girl, I'm looking for a small black and white dog with only one eye."
Little Girl: "If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes."

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