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Joke Topic - 'Sail'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sail'.
Did you hear about the stupid yachtsman who had his arm cut off so that he could sail round the world single-handed.
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Vampires
What do you call a stupid vampire?
A clot.
A clot.
Mistakes
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Elephants
What are the largest ants in the world?
Elephants.
Elephants.
Puppy
Is dogma a puppy mommy?
Vampires
What kind of test does a Vampire take when he is in school?
A blood test.
A blood test.
Dogs
Why was the dog unable to talk?
The cat got his tongue.
The cat got his tongue.
Brightest
He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
Mickey Mouse
Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.
To help look for Pluto.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.
Next, please.
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