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Joke Topic - 'Sail'


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Did you hear about the stupid yachtsman who had his arm cut off so that he could sail round the world single-handed.


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Questions

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boyd.
Boyd who?
Boy, do you ask lots of questions!
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Engineers

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Kettles

What is another name for a water otter?
A kettle.
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Morse Code

Which reindeer knows Morse code?
Dasher.
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Cows

Did you hear about the rich Arab who bought a herd of cows?
He became a milk sheikh.
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Computers

Your program is sick! Shoot it and put it out of its memory.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together!
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Elephants

What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.
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Dogs

What do you call a dog that works in a library?
A hush-puppy!

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