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Joke Topic - 'Sail'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sail'.

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Did you hear about the stupid yachtsman who had his arm cut off so that he could sail round the world single-handed.


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Managers

The manager started his speech at 10 a.m. sharp and ended at 11 a.m. dull.
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Football

Football is only a game - until your team loses.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend is just like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.
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Birds

What type of bird flies in formation, and releases red, white and blue smoke?
The red sparrows.
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Cats

Cats flattened while you watch.
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Banana

Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.
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Doctors

"Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed the film from my camera."
"Well, let's hope nothing develops."
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Soda

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.
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Dracula

Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.

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