Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Coffee
What do you call a vampire that you can dip in your cup of coffee?
Count Dunkula.
Penny
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Penny!
Penny Who?
Penny For your thoughts!
Squirrels
How do you catch a squirrel
You climb up a tree and act like a nut.
Wife
My wife is a magician. She can turn anything into an argument.
Dogs
What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.
Policeman
Policeman: 'When I saw you coming round that
bend I thought, "Forty-five at least".'
Woman motorist: 'Well, I always look older in this hat.'
A Married Man
A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.
Fathers
George: Is your father still in the hospital?
William: Yes. He's in the Expensive Care Unit.
Elephants
What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.