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Joke Topic - 'Safari'


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Did you hear about the ghost who last year went to Africa on safari?
He was a big-game haunter.


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Coffee

What do you call a vampire that you can dip in your cup of coffee?
Count Dunkula.
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Penny

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Penny!
Penny Who?
Penny For your thoughts!
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Squirrels

How do you catch a squirrel
You climb up a tree and act like a nut.
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Wife

My wife is a magician. She can turn anything into an argument.
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Dogs

What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.
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Policeman

Policeman: 'When I saw you coming round that bend I thought, "Forty-five at least".'
Woman motorist: 'Well, I always look older in this hat.'
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A Married Man

A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.
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Fathers

George: Is your father still in the hospital?
William: Yes. He's in the Expensive Care Unit.
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Elephants

What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.

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