Joke Topic - 'Safari'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Safari'.

Did you hear about the ghost who last year went to Africa on safari?
He was a big-game haunter.

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Santa

How do you know that Santa is good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!

My girlfriend's teeth are like stars they come out every night...

Here's a question:
What do restaurants do with frog arms?

Did you hear about the stupid farmer who made his chickens drink hot water?
He thought they would lay hard-boiled eggs.

Did you hear about the bird that lived underground?
He was a mynah bird.

Did you hear about the guy who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He was popping out of bed all night.

Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.

Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?

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