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Joke Topic - 'Safari'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Safari'.

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Did you hear about the ghost who last year went to Africa on safari?
He was a big-game haunter.


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Cows

Why can't you shock cows?
Because they've herd it all before.
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Usefulness

The usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional to its attendance.
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Money

Why is money called dough?
Because we are all in knead of it.
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Soap

How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.
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Restaurant

What does a skeleton order when he eats in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
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Fleas

Did you hear about the man who opened a flea circus?
He started it from scratch.
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Kidding

"Hello, this is Dave. (pause) Hello? Hello!!? Nah, just kidding. This is an answering machine.
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King

Why did the king visit his dentist?
To have his teeth crowned!
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Christmas

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".

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