Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Santa
How do you know that Santa is good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!
Girlfriends
My girlfriend's teeth are like stars they come out every night...
Restaurants
Here's a question:
What do restaurants do with frog arms?
Farmer
Did you hear about the stupid farmer who made his chickens drink hot water?
He thought they would lay hard-boiled eggs.
Birds
Did you hear about the bird that lived underground?
He was a mynah bird.
Toaster
Did you hear about the guy who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He was popping out of bed all night.
Parliament
Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.
Elephants
Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?
Notice
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