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Joke Topic - 'Safari'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Safari'.
Did you hear about the ghost who last year went to Africa on safari?
He was a big-game haunter.
He was a big-game haunter.
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Cows
Why can't you shock cows?
Because they've herd it all before.
Because they've herd it all before.
Usefulness
The usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional to its attendance.
Money
Why is money called dough?
Because we are all in knead of it.
Because we are all in knead of it.
Soap
How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.
I forgot to wet the soap.
Restaurant
What does a skeleton order when he eats in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
Spareribs.
Fleas
Did you hear about the man who opened a flea circus?
He started it from scratch.
He started it from scratch.
Kidding
"Hello, this is Dave. (pause) Hello? Hello!!? Nah, just kidding. This is an answering machine.
King
Why did the king visit his dentist?
To have his teeth crowned!
To have his teeth crowned!
Christmas
How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".
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