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Joke Topic - 'Safari'


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Did you hear about the ghost who last year went to Africa on safari?
He was a big-game haunter.


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Santa

How do you know that Santa is good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend's teeth are like stars they come out every night...
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Restaurants

Here's a question:
What do restaurants do with frog arms?
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Farmer

Did you hear about the stupid farmer who made his chickens drink hot water?
He thought they would lay hard-boiled eggs.
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Birds

Did you hear about the bird that lived underground?
He was a mynah bird.
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Toaster

Did you hear about the guy who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He was popping out of bed all night.
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Parliament

Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.
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Elephants

Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?
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