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Joke Topic - 'Sad'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Sad'.

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What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.
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Why was the calendar sad?
Because its days were numbered.


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Teflon

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the frying pan?
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Trees

What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.
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Steak

Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said 'Well done'.
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
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Pigs

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In a hog cabin.
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Frogs

What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
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Birds

Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin.
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Tennis

What can be served but cannot be eaten?
A tennis ball.
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Prisoners

Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twentyfive years to finish a sentence.
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Cannibals

Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He wanted to grill his suspects.

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