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Joke Topic - 'Sad'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Sad'.

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What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.
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Why was the calendar sad?
Because its days were numbered.


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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.
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Bankers

What is the difference between a banker and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Offices

Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
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Witches

Did you hear what happened to the little witch when she misbehaved at school?
She was ex-spelled.
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Kings

When Henry VIII came to the throne what was the first thing he did?
He sat down.
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Witches

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying on their broomsticks?
They use scare spray.
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Lunch

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma too early for lunch?
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Firefly

Why did the baby firefly get awarded a prize at school?
Because he was very bright for his age.
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Scottish

A herd of highland cows are standing in a field in Scotland.
Which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.

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