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Joke Topic - 'Sad'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sad'.

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What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.


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Elephants

How can you tell if an elephant been in the refrigerator?
By the footprints in the butter.
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Shellfish

Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.
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Golf

Golfer: "That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old".
Caddy: "Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir."
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A Christmas Tree

What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.
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Parrots

What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
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Cookies

What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!
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Slimy

What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!
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King Arthur

Why did King Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him.
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Elephants

Why do elephants do so well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter.

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