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Joke Topic - 'Sad'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Sad'.


What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.

Why was the calendar sad?
Because its days were numbered.

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Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.


What is the difference between a banker and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.


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Did you hear what happened to the little witch when she misbehaved at school?
She was ex-spelled.


When Henry VIII came to the throne what was the first thing he did?
He sat down.


How do witches keep their hair in place while flying on their broomsticks?
They use scare spray.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emma who?
Emma too early for lunch?


Why did the baby firefly get awarded a prize at school?
Because he was very bright for his age.


A herd of highland cows are standing in a field in Scotland.
Which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.

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