Joke Topic - 'Sad'

How can you tell if an elephant been in the refrigerator?
By the footprints in the butter.

Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.

Golfer: "That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old".
Caddy: "Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir."

What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.

What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.

What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!

What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!

Why did King Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him.

Why do elephants do so well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter.