Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Teflon
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the
frying pan?
Trees
What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.
Steak
Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said 'Well done'.
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
Pigs
Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In a hog cabin.
Frogs
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
Birds
Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin.
Tennis
What can be served but cannot be eaten?
A tennis ball.
Prisoners
Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twentyfive years to finish a sentence.
Cannibals
Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He wanted to grill his suspects.