Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Honest
What do you call an honest lawyer?
Hypothetical.
Husbands
Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!
Zebra
What is black and white and has sixteen wheels?
A zebra on roller skates.
Errors
Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
Baby
Why is an old car like a baby?
Because it always has a rattle.
Car
What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.
Bees
What do you call it when a swarm of bees help in undercover police work?
A sting operation.
Girlfriends
My girlfriend's cooking is just like a good man, hard to keep down.
Dogs
If Fairbanks Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs, what
would it be called?
Dogless Fairbanks!