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Joke Topic - 'Sad' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Sad'.

What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.
Why was the calendar sad?
Because its days were numbered.

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Elephants

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a cat?
Very nervous mice.

Girlfriends

My girlfriend's teeth are like stars. They come out every night.

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What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.

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What did the elf use to make him taller?
He used elf-raising flour.

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Why didn't the little pig listen to his father?
Because he was an old boar.

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Fred: My girlfriend loves nature.
Dave: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.

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What Christmas song does Tarzan always sing?
Jungle Bells.

Ghosts

What is a ghost's favorite type of bird?
A scare-crow.
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