Elephants
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a cat?
Very nervous mice.
Girlfriends
My girlfriend's teeth are like stars. They come out every night.
Ghosts
What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
Lightbulbs
How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.
Elves
What did the elf use to make him taller?
He used elf-raising flour.
Pigs
Why didn't the little pig listen to his father?
Because he was an old boar.
Girlfriends
Fred: My girlfriend loves nature.
Dave: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.
Christmas
What Christmas song does Tarzan always sing?
Jungle Bells.
Ghosts
What is a ghost's favorite type of bird?
A scare-crow.