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Joke Topic - 'Sad'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Sad'.

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What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.
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Why was the calendar sad?
Because its days were numbered.


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Honest

What do you call an honest lawyer?
Hypothetical.
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Husbands

Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!
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Zebra

What is black and white and has sixteen wheels?
A zebra on roller skates.
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Errors

Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
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Baby

Why is an old car like a baby?
Because it always has a rattle.
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Car

What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.
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Bees

What do you call it when a swarm of bees help in undercover police work?
A sting operation.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend's cooking is just like a good man, hard to keep down.
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Dogs

If Fairbanks Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs, what would it be called?
Dogless Fairbanks!

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