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Joke Topic - 'Sad'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sad'.

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What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.


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Money

Why is it not difficult to swindle sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.
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Caveman

What do you call a caveman who is wandering slowly around the place?
A meanderthal man.
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Blondes

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday night?
Tell her a joke on thursday...
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Car

Did you hear about the man who lost control of his car?
He didn't keep up with the payments on it.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
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Fly

What do you get if you cross a fly with a detective?
A police insector.
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Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
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Robber

Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.
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Marriage

Wife: Why did you come came home at 4 am this morning?
Husband: Where else you can go to at 4 in the morning in this town?

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