Joke Topic - 'Sad'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sad'.

What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.

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Money

Why is it not difficult to swindle sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.

What do you call a caveman who is wandering slowly around the place?
A meanderthal man.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday night?
Tell her a joke on thursday...

Did you hear about the man who lost control of his car?
He didn't keep up with the payments on it.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.

What do you get if you cross a fly with a detective?
A police insector.

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.

Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.

Wife: Why did you come came home at 4 am this morning?
Husband: Where else you can go to at 4 in the morning in this town?

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