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Joke Topic - 'Rush'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Rush'.

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Don't rush me I get paid by the hour.
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Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.


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Dogs

My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?
Take his bike away.
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Ghosts

Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.
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King Arthur

Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor. Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.
Ok, how long have you been having these Disney spells?
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Drink

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
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Gifts

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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Steamrollers

Do steam rollers really roll steam?
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Dogs

What do you call a dog that works in a library?
A hush-puppy!
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Cowboys

'Did you hear about the cowboy who was hanged for wearing paper trousers?'
'No, why was that?'
'Because they were rustling.'

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