Joke Topic - 'Rush' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Rush'.

Don't rush me, I get paid by the hour.

Don't rush me; I get paid by the hour.

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Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.

How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.

What are the longest pieces of furniture in a school?
The multiplication tables.

What do you call a man who lives on the sheltered side of a hill?
Lee.

Customer: Would you please let me try on the dress in the window?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.

What is green, has two arms, two legs, and a trunk?
A seasick tourist.

Where do fish like to sleep?
On a waterbed.

Diner: Waiter, bring me a portion of fish and a glass of milk.
Waiter: Fillet?
Diner: Yes, right to the top.

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift.