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Joke Topic - 'Rush'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Rush'.

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Don't rush me I get paid by the hour.
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Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.


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Boyfriend

Mary: My boyfriend has a very nice personality.
Jane: My boyfriend's not very handsome either.
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Frogs

What do you get if you cross a palm tree with a frog?
A croakanut.
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Driving

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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Santa Claus

If you have a fear of Santa Claus coming down your chimney at Christmas, are you suffering from Santaclaustrophobia?
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Tennis

What can be served but cannot be eaten?
A tennis ball.
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Mother-in-law

The shortest distance between two points is the route a man takes when driving his mother-in-law home.
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Monsters

What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
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Drivers

What type of driver doesn't need a license?
A screw driver.
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Friend

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida like to be your friend!

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