Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Shopping Cart
Her shopping cart can't hold all the groceries.
A Born Loser
A born loser: Somebody who calls the telephone number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall -- and his wife answers.
Cats
What do you call a person who steals cats?
A purr-snatcher.
Government
The government is sneaky. They raise the tax on alcohol, then make sure that the country is in such a mess that you drink more.
Tea
Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day
Blondes
What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.
Paint
What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.
Blondes
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.
Dogs
My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?
Take his bike away.