Joke Topic - 'Run' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Run'.

Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?

What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.

What should you do If you split your sides laughing?
Run until you get a stitch.

Why did the man run around his bed?
To catch up on his sleep.

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An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.

Patient: Doctor, what is the best thing to do when you hear ringing in your ear?
Doctor: Answer it.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like an apple.
Don't worry, we'll soon get to the core of this!

Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
that wraps it up for another year.

When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

Which witch can you take to lunch?
A sandwich.

Did you hear about the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride.