Joke Topic - 'Run' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Run'.

Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?

What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.

What should you do If you split your sides laughing?
Run until you get a stitch.

Why did the man run around his bed?
To catch up on his sleep.

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How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and throw confetti.

Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin.

You totaled your car and can't remember why. It could have been the case of Bud Dry.

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before you retire.
Patient: You mean I don't need to take another bath until I'm sixty-five?

What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink!

What breed of dog sweats the most and drinks a lot of water?
A hot-weiler!

What is a mummy's favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They simply let Marketing explain that 'Dead Bulb' is a benefit.

At what time of year do bedbugs like to get married?
In the spring.