Joke Topic - 'Ruler'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ruler'.

Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines
Because he was the ruler.

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Bosses

No man goes before his time. Unless, of course, the boss leaves early.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Bach.
Bach who?
Bach to work.

How do you get a mouse to fly?
Buy it a plane ticket.

What did the doctor say to the tonsil?
You look so cute, I would like to take you out.

Why did the baby firefly get awarded a prize at school?
Because he was very bright for his age.

Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a poodle?
Pooched eggs.

Son: My teacher must be really old.
Father: Why is that son?
Son: Well, today in class, he told us that he used to teach Shakespeare.

What did one light bulb say to the other?
I'm going out tonight.

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