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Joke Topic - 'Ruler'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ruler'.

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Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines
Because he was the ruler.


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Exams

Father: Well son, how are your exam results?
Son: They're all under water
Father: What do you mean?
Son: They're all under C level.
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Baby

What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.
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Teeth

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.
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Cliffhanger

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cliff.
Cliff who?
Cliffhanger.
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Vacation

Where do ghosts go for a vacation?
They head for the Dead Sea.
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Dogs

Which type of dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.
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Consultants

Shall we bring in a consultant, or shall we screw it up ourselves?
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Soup

Waiter, there's a hand in my soup.
"That's not your soup, sir, it's the finger bowl.
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Dieting

Old dieters never die, they just waist away.

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