Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Firefly
What did one firefly say to the other one?
Got to glow now.
Like
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec Mary but I don't like you.
Pigs
What is pink and goes "knio, knio?"
A backward pig.
Dogs
A man went into a pet shop and asked the assistant if they had any dogs going cheap?
He replied, "Sorry sir all ours go woof."
Cats
What swings from a trapeze and miaows?
An acrocat.
Ghosts
What do you call two ghosts who repeatedly press your doorbell?
Dead ringers.
Soccer
If you have a referee in soccer, and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
Goldfish
Elephants
Q: Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
A: Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be asprins.
Walk
What do you call a man who walks through the autumn leaves?
Russell.