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Joke Topic - 'Ruler'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ruler'.


Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines
Because he was the ruler.

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What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.


I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.


Why is it not difficult to swindle sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.


What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.


What do you get if you cross a cow with a famous hunchback?


How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It turned itself in.


Why do ex-barbers make such good parcel delivery drivers?
They know all the short cuts.


I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?


Customer: I'd like a pair of stockings for my wife.
Storekeeper: Sheer?
Customer: No, she's at home.

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