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Joke Topic - 'Ruler'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ruler'.

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Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines
Because he was the ruler.


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Firefly

What did one firefly say to the other one?
Got to glow now.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec Mary but I don't like you.
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Pigs

What is pink and goes "knio, knio?"
A backward pig.
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Dogs

A man went into a pet shop and asked the assistant if they had any dogs going cheap?
He replied, "Sorry sir all ours go woof."
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Cats

What swings from a trapeze and miaows?
An acrocat.
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Ghosts

What do you call two ghosts who repeatedly press your doorbell?
Dead ringers.
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Soccer

If you have a referee in soccer, and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
Goldfish
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Elephants

Q: Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
A: Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be asprins.
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Walk

What do you call a man who walks through the autumn leaves?
Russell.

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