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Joke Topic - 'Ruler'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ruler'.

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Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines
Because he was the ruler.


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Bald

What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.
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Work

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
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Money

Why is it not difficult to swindle sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.
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Frogs

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
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Cows

What do you get if you cross a cow with a famous hunchback?
Quasi-moo-do.
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Cops

How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It turned itself in.
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Barbers

Why do ex-barbers make such good parcel delivery drivers?
They know all the short cuts.
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Help

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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Stockings

Customer: I'd like a pair of stockings for my wife.
Storekeeper: Sheer?
Customer: No, she's at home.

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