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Joke Topic - 'Rubber'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Rubber'.

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What do you call a man who has a rubber toe?
Roberto.


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Waiters

Customer: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my ice-cream?
Waiter: Looks like he's learning to ski.
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Girlfriends

I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!
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Politicians

A politician has to be able to see both sides of an issue, so he can get around it.
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Clown

What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.
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Work

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
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Dogs

When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.
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Restaurants

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.
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Cookery

Alison: My cookery teacher didn't like what I made in class today.
Jenny: What did you make? A cake? A pizza?
Alison: A big mess.
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Beer

Everyone has to believe in something
I believe I'll have another beer.

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