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Joke Topic - 'Roses'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Roses'.

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When they were handing out noses, you thought that they said roses and so you asked for a big red one.


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Frogs

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
Hoppalong Cassidy.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body at home?
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Brains

Father: I think our son gets all his brains from me...
Mother: Probably - I still have all mine.
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Octopus

What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Liz.
Liz who?
Liz see what you look like.
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Pets

Which type of pet is the noisiest?
A trumpet!
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Car

What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.
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Chef

What do you call it when a chef has gone on strike?
A cook-out!
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Teacher

"What do you do?" a man asked a pretty girl at a party. "I'm an infant teacher."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."

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