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Joke Topic - 'Roses'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Roses'.

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When they were handing out noses, you thought that they said roses and so you asked for a big red one.


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Cows

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tilly.
Tilly who?
Tilly cows come home.
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Bees

How do bees cut wood?
They use a buzz saw.
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Elephants

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.
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Baker

Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.
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Snails

Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.
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Cats

What kind of cats are good at 10-pin bowling?
Alley cats.
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Blondes

Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
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Teachers

Why did the teacher need to wear dark glasses?
Because she had such a bright class.
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Read

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

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