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Joke Topic - 'Roses'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Roses'.


When they were handing out noses, you thought that they said roses and so you asked for a big red one.

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A Keyhole

He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

Punk Rockers

How many PUNK ROCKERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to kick the chair out from under him.


Did you here about the idiot that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
It finally dawned on him.


Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.


Predestination was doomed to failure from the start


What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch.


What is red in color and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.


Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.


What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.

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