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Joke Topic - 'Roses'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Roses'.

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When they were handing out noses, you thought that they said roses and so you asked for a big red one.


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A Keyhole

He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
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Punk Rockers

How many PUNK ROCKERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to kick the chair out from under him.
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Idiots

Did you here about the idiot that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
It finally dawned on him.
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Elephants

Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.
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Failure

Predestination was doomed to failure from the start
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Witches

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch.
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Peanuts

What is red in color and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.
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Parliament

Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.
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Jewelry

What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.

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