Doctors
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda doctor's orders at the moment.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
Just sit there, and I'll deal with you in a minute.
Human
To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.
Dentists
Did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist?
They fight tooth and nail.
Scary
Which are the scariest prehistoric creatures?
Terror dactyls.
Chaos
Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
Cars
This car is protected by Smith and Wesson
Perfume
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Blondes
What do UFOs and smart blondes have in common?
You keep hearing about them but never see any.