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Joke Topic - 'Roosters'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Roosters'.

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.


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Blondes

How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff.
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Pigs

Why is 5 o'clock in the morning a bit like a pigs tail?
Because it's twirly!
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Elephants

An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.
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Octopus

What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.
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A Christmas Tree

What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.
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Railway

Please don't cross the railway lines, they take hours to unravel
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Rock

What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.
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Mice

What do mice use to avoid bad breath?
Mousewash.
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Frogs

What do you call a frog who works as a spy?
A croak and dagger agent.

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