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Joke Topic - 'Roosters'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Roosters'.
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
An alarm cluck.
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Blondes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff.
She threw it off a cliff.
Pigs
Why is 5 o'clock in the morning a bit like a pigs tail?
Because it's twirly!
Because it's twirly!
Elephants
An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.
Octopus
What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.
An animal that can milk itself.
A Christmas Tree
What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.
A pork-u-pine.
Railway
Please don't cross the railway lines, they take hours to unravel
Rock
What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.
The Decomposers.
Mice
What do mice use to avoid bad breath?
Mousewash.
Mousewash.
Frogs
What do you call a frog who works as a spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
A croak and dagger agent.
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