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Joke Topic - 'Roosters' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Roosters'.

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.

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