Joke Topic - 'Roosters' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Roosters'.

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda doctor's orders at the moment.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
Just sit there, and I'll deal with you in a minute.

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Did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist?
They fight tooth and nail.

Which are the scariest prehistoric creatures?
Terror dactyls.

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This car is protected by Smith and Wesson

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

What do UFOs and smart blondes have in common?
You keep hearing about them but never see any.