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Joke Topic - 'Roosters'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Roosters'.

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Let me in!
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Farmers

What do you call a farmer who used to like farm machinery?
An ex-tractor fan.
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Pizza

What type of cheese does a dog like on his pizza?
Mutts-arella.
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Snakes

What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
Mountie Python.
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog and a waffle?
A woofle.
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Lucky

Tell me again how I'm lucky to work here..I keep forgetting.
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Vacations

Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.
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Elephants

Why do elephants do so well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter.
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Enthusiasm

Diner: Waiter, why do you call this Enthusiasm stew?
Waiter: Because the chef has put everything she's got into it.

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