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Joke Topic - 'Roosters'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Roosters'.


What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.

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How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff.


Why is 5 o'clock in the morning a bit like a pigs tail?
Because it's twirly!


An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.


What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.

A Christmas Tree

What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.


Please don't cross the railway lines, they take hours to unravel


What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.


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What do you call a frog who works as a spy?
A croak and dagger agent.

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