Joke Topic - 'Roosters'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Roosters'.

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.

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Because it only has one boot.

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Moo York City.

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A croak and dagger agent.

Did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist?
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Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.

I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it left.

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