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Joke Topic - 'Room'


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Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.


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Chicken Soup

Diner: Waiter, your thumb is in my chicken soup.
Waiter: That's all right sir, it's not very hot.
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Mistakes

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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Lawyers

Q: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers?
A: No.
Reply: Good!
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Kidnapping

Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.
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Snakes

What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.
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Vampires

Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.
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Lawyers

What's a good example of a missed opportunity?
A bus-load of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat.
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Dalmatians

Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.
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Whales

Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.

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