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Joke Topic - 'Room'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Room'.


Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.

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A Locomotive

What do you get if you cross a locomotive with the author of Tom Sawyer?
A choo choo Twain.


Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.


Customer: Do you sell football boots?
Store Assistant: Sure. What size is your football?


Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.

Women Drivers

Nothing confuses a man more than a woman driver who does everything right.


What do you call an elephant who isn't important?
An irrelephant.


My pet dog is a doberman pincher. All day he goes around pinching dobermans.

Traffic Lights

What did the shy traffic light say to the motorist?
Don't look now - I'm changing!


What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A bee with a cold.

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