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Joke Topic - 'Room'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Room'.


Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'
'No, sir, actually that's the chef. The last customer was a witch doctor.'


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Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.


How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.


Why was the dog arrested?
He forgot to pay his barking ticket.


What did the policeman say to his belly-button?
You're under a vest.


"Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.

Light Bulbs

How many Oliver Norths does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How can he? He sold all the light bulbs to Iran.


Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.

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