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Joke Topic - 'Room'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Room'.

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Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.


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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'
'No, sir, actually that's the chef. The last customer was a witch doctor.'
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Count

You can always count on your fingers
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.
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Students

How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
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Dogs

Why was the dog arrested?
He forgot to pay his barking ticket.
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Policeman

What did the policeman say to his belly-button?
You're under a vest.
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Computers

"Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.
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Light Bulbs

How many Oliver Norths does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How can he? He sold all the light bulbs to Iran.
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Drinkers

Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.

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