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Joke Topic - 'Rome' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Rome'.

How do we know that Rome was built at night?
Because all the books say it wasn't built in a day!
Which famous comedian invaded Rome?
Attila the Fun.

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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good, sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'

Ducks

What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula.

Salary

You can name your own salary here. I call mine Fred.

Parents

What are your parents' names?
Mama and Papa.

Elephants

Why do elephants do so well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter.

Birds

What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.

Fish

What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!

Cows

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tilly.
Tilly who?
Tilly cows come home.

Blondes

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
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