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Joke Topic - 'Rome'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Rome'.

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How do we know that Rome was built at night?
Because all the books say it wasn't built in a day!
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Which famous comedian invaded Rome?
Attila the Fun.


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Doctor

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm shrinking.
Doctor: Well, you'll just have to be a little patient.
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In Charge

A HUSBAND: The man who knows he is in charge, and has his wife's permission to say so.
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Dinosaur

What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident?
Tyrannosarus wrecks.
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Fool

I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
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Fairies

What do you call a fairy that never takes a bath?
Stinkerbell.
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Parties

What do you call a party held in a basement?
A cellar-bration.
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Umbrellas

What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.
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Home

Say, do you happen to know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?
No, I didn't even know he had moved home.
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Police

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door and let me come in.

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