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Joke Topic - 'Romance'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Romance'.

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Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.


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Politicians

If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
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Husbands

Where can a husband always find sympathy?
In the dictionary.
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Dogs

How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favourite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.
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Undertaker

What did the woman say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down funeral car?
Stop beating a dead hearse.
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Baseball

What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
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Pizza

What type of cheese does a dog like on his pizza?
Mutts-arella.
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King Arthur

Which of King Arthur's knights loved to eat steak?
Sir Loin.
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Nicer

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when you turn out the lights for economic reasons instead of romantic ones.

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