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Joke Topic - 'Romance'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Romance'.

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Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.


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Dracula

Why did Dracula go to art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.
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USA

Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.
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Cars

This car is protected by Smith and Wesson
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Light Bulbs

How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One, two ! One, two ! One, two ! (think about it)
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Kings

When Henry VIII came to the throne what was the first thing he did?
He sat down.
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Dogs

What do you call a dog who designs buildings?
A bark-itect.
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Sing

What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.
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Spaceships

What do you call a spaceship that is always saying sorry?
An Apollo G.

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