Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Dracula
Why did Dracula go to art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.
USA
Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.
Cars
This car is protected by Smith and Wesson
Light Bulbs
How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One, two ! One, two ! One, two ! (think about it)
Kings
When Henry VIII came to the throne what was the first thing he did?
He sat down.
Dogs
What do you call a dog who designs buildings?
A bark-itect.
Sing
What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.
Spaceships
What do you call a spaceship that is always saying sorry?
An Apollo G.