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Joke Topic - 'Romance'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Romance'.


Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.

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If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.


Where can a husband always find sympathy?
In the dictionary.


How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favourite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.


What did the woman say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down funeral car?
Stop beating a dead hearse.


What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.


What type of cheese does a dog like on his pizza?

King Arthur

Which of King Arthur's knights loved to eat steak?
Sir Loin.


I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

Getting Old

You know you're getting old when you turn out the lights for economic reasons instead of romantic ones.

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