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Joke Topic - 'Roman'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Roman'.

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What do you call a Roman emperor with flu?
Julius Sneezer.
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Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!


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Teachers

Son: My teacher must be really old.
Father: Why is that son?
Son: Well, today in class, he told us that he used to teach Shakespeare.
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Brothers

My brother said, 'l've brought you home a present. It's a wombat.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'
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People

Who do you call the two people who cause the most embarrassment at the annual school parents' evening?
Mum and dad.
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Wife

My wife is a great lover - of cream cakes.
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Jog

Yo' mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise!
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Boa Constrictors

Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.
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Witches

What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."
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Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.
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Cats

Cats flattened while you watch.

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