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Joke Topic - 'Roman'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Roman'.

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What do you call a Roman emperor with flu?
Julius Sneezer.
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Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!


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Doctors

Doctor: So, tell me, what has brought you to this hospital?
Patient: An ambulance.
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Politicians

A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.
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UFO

What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.
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Drivers

What type of driver doesn't need a license?
A screw driver.
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Fish

Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks.
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Mouse

What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.
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Witches

Why did the witch drop out of school?
She couldn't spell.
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Sewers

Did you hear about this guy who lived right next door to a sewer and killed himself?
The coroner said it was sewercide.
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Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.

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