Joke Topic - 'Roman'

Doctor: So, tell me, what has brought you to this hospital?
Patient: An ambulance.

A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.

What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.

What type of driver doesn't need a license?
A screw driver.

Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks.

What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.

Why did the witch drop out of school?
She couldn't spell.

Did you hear about this guy who lived right next door to a sewer and killed himself?
The coroner said it was sewercide.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.