Joke Topic - 'Roman'

Did you hear that the price of duck feathers has risen?
So now even down is up.

How many film stars doe it take to change a light-bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.

What do you call the man who hosts a Christmas quiz show?
Santa Clues.

Why is it called the tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Why did Dracula's wife leave him?
Because he was a pain in the neck.

What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.

Q:What do you call a mad cow?
A:mad cow

Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.

"Terribly sorry, but you've reached an answering machine."