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Joke Topic - 'Roman'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Roman'.


What do you call a Roman emperor with flu?
Julius Sneezer.

Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!

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Did you hear that the price of duck feathers has risen?
So now even down is up.

Light Bulbs

How many film stars doe it take to change a light-bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.

Santa Claus

What do you call the man who hosts a Christmas quiz show?
Santa Clues.


Why is it called the tourist season if we can't shoot at them?


Why did Dracula's wife leave him?
Because he was a pain in the neck.


What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.


Q:What do you call a mad cow?
A:mad cow


Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.


"Terribly sorry, but you've reached an answering machine."

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