Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Ducks
Did you hear that the price of duck feathers has risen?
So now even down is up.
Light Bulbs
How many film stars doe it take to change a light-bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.
Santa Claus
What do you call the man who hosts a Christmas quiz show?
Santa Clues.
Tourists
Why is it called the tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Dracula
Why did Dracula's wife leave him?
Because he was a pain in the neck.
Ducks
What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.
Cows
Q:What do you call a mad cow?
A:mad cow
Idiot
Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
Sorry
"Terribly sorry, but you've reached an answering machine."