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Joke Topic - 'Roman'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Roman'.

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What do you call a Roman emperor with flu?
Julius Sneezer.
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Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!


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Ducks

Did you hear that the price of duck feathers has risen?
So now even down is up.
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Light Bulbs

How many film stars doe it take to change a light-bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.
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Santa Claus

What do you call the man who hosts a Christmas quiz show?
Santa Clues.
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Tourists

Why is it called the tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
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Dracula

Why did Dracula's wife leave him?
Because he was a pain in the neck.
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Ducks

What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.
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Cows

Q:What do you call a mad cow?
A:mad cow
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
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Sorry

"Terribly sorry, but you've reached an answering machine."

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