Joke Topic - 'Roman'

Son: My teacher must be really old.
Father: Why is that son?
Son: Well, today in class, he told us that he used to teach Shakespeare.

My brother said, 'l've brought you home a present. It's a wombat.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'

Who do you call the two people who cause the most embarrassment at the annual school parents' evening?
Mum and dad.

My wife is a great lover - of cream cakes.

Yo' mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise!

Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.

What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.

Cats flattened while you watch.