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Joke Topic - 'Rolls Royce'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Rolls Royce'.


If the auto industry had done what the computer industry has done in the past 30 years, a Rolls Royce would cost $2.50 and would get 2,000,000 miles per gallon.

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The murderer certainly was ruthless when he committed the crime!
How do you know that?
Because Ruth was with me.

Wet Paint

Wet Paint - this is not an instruction


Did you hear about the famous inventors who failed to invent the aeroplane?
They were the Wrong Brothers.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.


Patient: This morning I was walking across a field and was trampled by some cows.
Doctor: So I herd.


What do you call the story of a cow who has a fairy godmother?
A dairy tale.

Love To

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.


Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?
A: I dont know, and neither does she.


If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.

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