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Joke Topic - 'Rolls Royce'


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If the auto industry had done what the computer industry has done in the past 30 years, a Rolls Royce would cost $2.50 and would get 2,000,000 miles per gallon.


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Chef

What do you call it when a chef has gone on strike?
A cook-out!
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Courts

Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!
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Boss

We call our boss caterpillar.
He got where he is by crawling.
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Praying

Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
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Dracula

Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!
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Computers

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
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Light Bulbs

One.
How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!

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