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Joke Topic - 'Rolls Royce'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Rolls Royce'.

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If the auto industry had done what the computer industry has done in the past 30 years, a Rolls Royce would cost $2.50 and would get 2,000,000 miles per gallon.


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Passengers

Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.
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Politicians

There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who don�t need a subject.
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Santa Claus

How does santa begin a joke?
"This one will sleigh you...."
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Mushrooms

What did the boy mushroom say to the girl mushroom?
Hey, I'm a fun guy!
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Dogs

Every dog has its day, only a dog with a broken tail has a weak-end.
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Pie

What do you get if you cross an aeroplane with a Cornish pasty?
Pie in the sky.
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Sherlock Holmes

Did you hear about the detective who became famous after solving crimes by pure chance?
He was called Sheer - Luck Holmes.
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Secret Agents

What do you call a secret agent that hangs around department stores?
A counterspy.
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Porridge

"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked baby bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked mother bear.
"Burp" said father bear.

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