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Joke Topic - 'Rolls Royce'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Rolls Royce'.


If the auto industry had done what the computer industry has done in the past 30 years, a Rolls Royce would cost $2.50 and would get 2,000,000 miles per gallon.

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