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Joke Topic - 'Rolls Royce'


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If the auto industry had done what the computer industry has done in the past 30 years, a Rolls Royce would cost $2.50 and would get 2,000,000 miles per gallon.


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Skeletons

What do you call a skeleton who doesn't want to work?
A lazybones.
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Girlfriends

I call my girlfriend 'Laryngitis' because she's a right pain in the neck.
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Elephants

Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.
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Plumber

What did the plumber say to his girlfriend called Flo when he wanted to find a new girlfriend?
It's all over Flo.
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Whales

Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
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Sailors

Did you hear about the man who thought Bob Marley and the Wailers were the sailors who caught Moby Dick?
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Fired

Why did the human cannon ball consider himself a failure?
Because he was always being fired.
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Goats

Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.
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Vanity

Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.

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