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Joke Topic - 'Rolls Royce'


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If the auto industry had done what the computer industry has done in the past 30 years, a Rolls Royce would cost $2.50 and would get 2,000,000 miles per gallon.


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Ruthless

The murderer certainly was ruthless when he committed the crime!
How do you know that?
Because Ruth was with me.
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Wet Paint

Wet Paint - this is not an instruction
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Inventors

Did you hear about the famous inventors who failed to invent the aeroplane?
They were the Wrong Brothers.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.
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Cows

Patient: This morning I was walking across a field and was trampled by some cows.
Doctor: So I herd.
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Story

What do you call the story of a cow who has a fairy godmother?
A dairy tale.
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Love To

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?
A: I dont know, and neither does she.
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Computers

If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.

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