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Joke Topic - 'Rolls Royce'


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If the auto industry had done what the computer industry has done in the past 30 years, a Rolls Royce would cost $2.50 and would get 2,000,000 miles per gallon.


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Pigs

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
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Golf

What are the three worst words you can hear while playing a round of golf?
"Still your turn"!
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Light Bulbs

How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.
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Overweight

You know you're overweight and need to diet when your knees buckle but your belt won't.
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Baseball

Why is a game of baseball like pancakes?
Because they both need batters.
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Drunks

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
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Girlfriends

Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.
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Blondes

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.
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Favorite

What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!

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