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Joke Topic - 'Roller Skates'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Roller Skates'.


What is fat and jolly and runs around on eight wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skates.

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This man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, my nose runs and my feet smell.'
The doctor said, 'You're built upside down.'


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A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"


What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.


Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.


How do you get your revenge on a doctor?
Give him a taste of his own medicine.


What kind of cats are good at 10-pin bowling?
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When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.


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What did one horse say to the other one? Any friend of yours is a palomino.

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