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Joke Topic - 'Roller Skates'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Roller Skates'.

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What is fat and jolly and runs around on eight wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skates.


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Factory

What do you call a man who breaks into a meat factory?
A hamburglar.
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Mother

Mother: Do you like moving pictures?
Son: I sure do, Mom.
Mother: Good! Then you can help me carry down some pictures from the attic.
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Soccer

What do you get if you cross a football team with ice cream?
Aston vanilla.
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Bosses

No man goes before his time. Unless, of course, the boss leaves early.
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Birds

Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin.
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Pigs

Joe: My pig has lost his voice.
Jake: Really. I bet he is upset?
Joe: Oh yeah, he's disgruntled!
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Bees

What goes zzub zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
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Law

Court of law - the place where a suit is pressed and a man can be taken to the cleaners.
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Airplanes

What is red and green and jumps out of airplanes?
A parrot-trooper.

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