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Joke Topic - 'Roller Skates'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Roller Skates'.

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What is black and white and has sixteen wheels?
A zebra on roller skates.
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What is fat and jolly and runs around on eight wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skates.


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Bird

How is a bird sitting on a fence like a coin?
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
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Calendar

Did you hear about the man who got sacked from the calendar factory because he took a day off?
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Santa

Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.
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Birds

What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.
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Ghosts

What is a ghost's favorite type of bird?
A scare-crow.
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Drunk

I'm not as you think as you drunk I am.
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Money

Passer-by: What are you digging for?
Workman: Money.
Passer-by: And when do you expect to get it?
Workman: Pay-day.
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Scottish

Did you hear about the new Scottish football team whose players don't know each other?
They're called Glasgow Strangers.
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Screaming

Dentist: Why are you screaming? I haven't started drilling yet.
Patient: I know, but you're standing on my foot.

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