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Joke Topic - 'Rockets'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Rockets'.

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What goes up when you count down?
A rocket.


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Keys

What is the hardest key to turn?
A donkey.
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Turkeys

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play.
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Soccer

What do pigs like to do when they play soccer?
Hog the ball.
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Fleas

Why was the mother flea so upset when her children all left her?
She realized they were all going to the dogs.
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Cats

Cats flattened while you watch.
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How Are You

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hiram.
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you?
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Emergency

"This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. If this had been an actual emergency, do you really think we'd stick around to tell you?"
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Politicians

If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
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Teachers

Old teachers never die. They just lose their class.

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