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Joke Topic - 'Rock'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Rock'.

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What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.


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Ducks

What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.
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Girlfriends

Last night my girlfriend said that I am a great wit.
Well, she's half right.
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Cats

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark.
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Clocks

Did you hear that the man who invented the clock has written his autobiography?
It's about time.
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Great Britain

Who is Great Britain's data compression hero?
Jack the Zipper
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Offers

What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.
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Cars

What do you call a country where all of the cars are pink?
A pink carnation.
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Doctors

'Doctor, :doctor, I think I must be invisible. Everyone ignores me.'
'Next, please.'
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Management

The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.

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