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Joke Topic - 'Rock'


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What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.


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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, my wooden leg is giving me a lot of pain.
Why is that?
My wife keeps hitting me over the head with it.
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Skeletons

Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.
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Buffalo

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his boy off at school?
"Bye, son!"
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Farmers

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?
He wanted sweet and sour pork.
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Cricket

What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.
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Balloon

What did the balloon say to the pin?
'Hi, buster!'
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Brake

I brake for Hallucinations.
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Cows

What do you call a cow that likes to eat long grass?
A lawn moo-er.
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Robbers

Did you hear about the robbers who fell in the sea?
They started a crime wave.

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