What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cops
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It turned itself in.
Deodorant
You know you're having a bad day when you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.
Fish
What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!
Lightning
What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!
Eggs
Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of eggs?
He only did it for a yolk.
Lightbulb
Why did the lightbulb not go to college?
Because it wasn't very bright.
Farmers
A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 die. How many does he have left?
9
Tourists
What is green, has two arms, two legs and a trunk?
A seasick tourist.
Victorian
What is vicious, Victorian and lives at the bottom of the sea?
Jack the Kipper.