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Joke Topic - 'Rock'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Rock'.


What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.

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What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
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Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark.


Did you hear that the man who invented the clock has written his autobiography?
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Jack the Zipper


What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.


What do you call a country where all of the cars are pink?
A pink carnation.


'Doctor, :doctor, I think I must be invisible. Everyone ignores me.'
'Next, please.'


The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.

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