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Joke Topic - 'Rock'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Rock'.

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What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.
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What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.


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Blondes

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
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School

Teacher to Pupil: What do you get if you divide 2365 by 37?
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.
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Polish

David: What would you do if you were in my shoes?
Billy: Polish them.
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Ghosts

What kind of mistakes do ghosts usually make?
Boo-boos.
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Noses

When they were handing out noses, you thought that they said roses and so you asked for a big red one.
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Speak

Go ahead, speak Your Mind! I Enjoy The Silence!
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Vegetables

Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?
Button mushrooms.
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Dandruff

Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.
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Christmas

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A merry Christmas to ewe.

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