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Joke Topic - 'Rock'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Rock'.


What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It turned itself in.


You know you're having a bad day when you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.


What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!


What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!


Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of eggs?
He only did it for a yolk.


Why did the lightbulb not go to college?
Because it wasn't very bright.


A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 die. How many does he have left?


What is green, has two arms, two legs and a trunk?
A seasick tourist.


What is vicious, Victorian and lives at the bottom of the sea?
Jack the Kipper.

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