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Joke Topic - 'Robbery' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Robbery'.
Did you hear about the music store that was robbed last night?
The thieves made off with the lute.
2>The thieves made off with the lute.
What do you call a Teletubby who's been robbed?
A tubby
1>A tubby
What do you get if you cross a thief with an orchestra?
Robbery with violins.
1>Robbery with violins.
Why was the vampire sent to jail?
He tried to rob the local blood bank!
1>He tried to rob the local blood bank!
Years ago, a long-standing customer of the business was accused of robbery, and a junior partner in the legal office was dispatched to defend him in a distant state. The client was found not guilty and discharged following several days of trial. The lawyer, full of excitement at his win, telegraphed the firm, saying, 'Justice prevailed.'
The senior partner replied in haste: 'Appeal immediately.'
3>The senior partner replied in haste: 'Appeal immediately.'
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Teddy Bears
What do you call a happy teddy bear?
Content-ted.
2>Content-ted.
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.
2>Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.
Rain
Coincide: What you do when it starts to rain!
2>Cars
This car is protected by Smith and Wesson
2>Birds
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
2>Fish
What type of fish performs surgical operations?
A sturgeon.
2>A sturgeon.
Cannibals
1st Cannibal: Am I late for supper?
2nd Cannibal: Yes everybody's eaten.
2>2nd Cannibal: Yes everybody's eaten.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like an apple.
Don't worry, we'll soon get to the core of this!
2>Don't worry, we'll soon get to the core of this!
Chickens
Why did the chicken go red?
She was henbarrassed.
2>She was henbarrassed.