Joke Topic - 'Robbery' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Robbery'.

Did you hear about the music store that was robbed last night?
The thieves made off with the lute.

What do you call a Teletubby who's been robbed?
A tubby

What do you get if you cross a thief with an orchestra?
Robbery with violins.

Why was the vampire sent to jail?
He tried to rob the local blood bank!

Years ago, a long-standing customer of the business was accused of robbery, and a junior partner in the legal office was dispatched to defend him in a distant state. The client was found not guilty and discharged following several days of trial. The lawyer, full of excitement at his win, telegraphed the firm, saying, 'Justice prevailed.'
The senior partner replied in haste: 'Appeal immediately.'

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Christmas

Never mind the star - get those camels off my lawn!

King Kong

Why did King Kong climb up the side of the skyscraper?
Because the elevator was broken.

Dogs

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that is able to tell tall stories?
A shaggy dog tale.

Insects

What did one insect say to the other?
Stop bugging me.

Computers

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

Skeletons

How do you make a sad skeleton laugh?
You tickle it's funny bone.

Rabbits

Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On their bunnymoon!

Blondes

What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.

King Kong

Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.