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Joke Topic - 'Robbers' - 7 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 7 jokes on the topic - 'Robbers'.

Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.
Did you hear about the robbers who fell in the sea?
They started a crime wave.
First Cannibal: 'We had robbers at our house yesterday.'
Second Cannibal: 'Did you enjoy them?'
First Cannibal: 'Yes, but they weren't as good as the missionaries we had last week.'
Two burglars broke into a Glasgow boarding house. They were soon discovered, and a tremendous fight broke out. Bleeding and covered in bruises, they finally managed to escape through a window. Well, we didn't do too badly said one, 'we came out with twenty pounds.' 'That's true,' said the other, 'but we went in with sixty pounds.'
Who steals soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.
Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker's shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.
Why did the robber take a bath before he robbed the bank?
So he could make a clean getaway.
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