Joke Topic - 'Robber'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Robber'.

Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.

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Good Luck

"What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?"
"A rash of good luck!"

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.

Why are judges good at tennis?
They serve in the court.

This car is protected by Smith and Wesson

Why were the astronauts not hungry?
Because they recently had a big launch.

What is everyone doing at the same time?
Growing older.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ross.
Ross who?
Ross beef and Yorkshire pudding.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas.

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