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Joke Topic - 'Robber'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Robber'.

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Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.


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Chickens

Why do chickens like to chat so much?
Because talk is cheep.
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Dog

What do you get if you cross a hunting dog and a telephone?
A golden receiver.
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Hot Weather

Bill: Does this hot weather disagree with your mother?
Fred: It wouldn't dare!
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Hired

It's no use asking me. I was hired for my looks.
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Birds

What type of bird flies in formation, and releases red, white and blue smoke?
The red sparrows.
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Jogging

Why did the man go running every time he forgot anything important?
He was trying to jog his memory.
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Light Bulbs

How does an engineer change a light bulb?
As long as lighting levels are within operational parameters, he doesn't !
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Scottish

What is the definition of a true Scottish gentleman?
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Snooker

John said, 'That bloke up at the tea counter thinks he's a snooker ball.'
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.

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