Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - R / Joke Topic - Robber - 1

Joke Topic - 'Robber'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Robber'.

$text4

Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

Deer

What do you call a deer who's a bit of wimp?
A namby-pamby Bambi!
$text4

Ants

Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
$text4

Trains

What do you call a train that is carrying toffee?
A chew chew train.
$text4

Detective

What do you get if you cross a famous English detective with a skeleton?
Sherlock Bones.
$text4

Pigs

My uncle keeps a pig under his bed. I said, 'What about the smell?'
My uncle said, 'He doesn't mind that.'
$text4

Dancing

Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
$text4

Cats

Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.
$text4

Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread.
Doctor: You've need to stop loafing around.
$text4

Politicians

Politicians deal with the public on the basis of the mushroom policy: Keep them in the dark and feed them manure.

This is page 1 of 1