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Joke Topic - 'Robber'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Robber'.

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Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.


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Dogs

A man went into a pet shop and asked the assistant if they had any dogs going cheap?
He replied, "Sorry sir all ours go woof."
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Marriage

Fred: Have you ever seen one of those machines that can tell when someone is telling a lie?
Joe: Seen one? I married one!
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Pigs

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came out of the pen.
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Christmas

What carol do elephants like to sing at christmas?
Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...
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Imagine

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
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Diet

Why did the evergreen tree go on a strict diet?
Because it had become a porky pine.
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Locked

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked that's why I'm knocking.
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Guitars

Why pick on guitars
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Ghosts

Where do ghosts go to get an educated?
High sghoul.

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