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Joke Topic - 'Robbed'


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What do you call a teletubby who's been robbed?
A tubby


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Wedding Anniversary

Janice: Today is my fourth wedding anniversary.
Anne: So you and Robert have been married four years?
Janice: No. Robert's my fourth husband.
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Kitten

What do you call a glove for a baby cat?
A kitten mitten.
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Mudpack

John: Did the mudpack help your wife's appearance?
Harold: It did for a few days, but then it fell off.
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Apathy

Apathy rules - so what?
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Television

Bill: I was on the television last night.
George: Were you?
Bill: Yeah. When I'm drunk I'll fall sleep anywhere.
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Diamonds

What is the best place to find a lot of diamonds?"
In a pack of cards.
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Christmas

What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".
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Horses

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.
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Dogs

My pet dog is a doberman pincher. All day he goes around pinching dobermans.

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