Joke Topic - 'Robbed'

To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy.

How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.

What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.

I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

Yo' mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!

Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.

What does a smart blonde and a dinosaur have in common?
They are both extinct.

Did you hear about the man who thought Bob Marley and the Wailers were the sailors who caught Moby Dick?

If Fairbanks Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs, what would it be called?
Dogless Fairbanks!