Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Wedding Anniversary
Janice: Today is my fourth wedding anniversary.
Anne: So you and Robert have been married four years?
Janice: No. Robert's my fourth husband.
Kitten
What do you call a glove for a baby cat?
A kitten mitten.
Mudpack
John: Did the mudpack help your wife's appearance?
Harold: It did for a few days, but then it fell off.
Apathy
Apathy rules - so what?
Television
Bill: I was on the television last night.
George: Were you?
Bill: Yeah. When I'm drunk I'll fall sleep anywhere.
Diamonds
What is the best place to find a lot of diamonds?"
In a pack of cards.
Christmas
What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".
Horses
What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.
Dogs
My pet dog is a doberman pincher. All day he goes around pinching dobermans.