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Joke Topic - 'Robbed'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Robbed'.

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What do you call a teletubby who's been robbed?
A tubby


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A Horse

What is drawn by a horse and delivers boxes of chocolates?
Cadbury's Milk Dray.
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A Locomotive

What do you get if you cross a locomotive with the author of Tom Sawyer?
A choo choo Twain.
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Cannibals

1st Cannibal: Am I late for supper?
2nd Cannibal: Yes everybody's eaten.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snail.
Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell.
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Ghosts

Where do baby ghosts go when their parents are at work?
Day scare centers.
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Paranoid

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who wants to know?
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Robbers

Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.
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Cannibals

The cannibal came home to find his wife chopping up snakes and a very small man.
"Oh no!" he groaned. "Not snake and pygmy pie again."
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Golf

Golfer: Do you notice any improvement since last year?
Caddy: Yes sir, you've bought a new golf bag.

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