Joke Topic - 'Robbed'

What is drawn by a horse and delivers boxes of chocolates?
Cadbury's Milk Dray.

What do you get if you cross a locomotive with the author of Tom Sawyer?
A choo choo Twain.

1st Cannibal: Am I late for supper?
2nd Cannibal: Yes everybody's eaten.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snail.
Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell.

Where do baby ghosts go when their parents are at work?
Day scare centers.

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who wants to know?

Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.

The cannibal came home to find his wife chopping up snakes and a very small man.
"Oh no!" he groaned. "Not snake and pygmy pie again."

Golfer: Do you notice any improvement since last year?
Caddy: Yes sir, you've bought a new golf bag.