Joke Topic - 'Robbed'

Janice: Today is my fourth wedding anniversary.
Anne: So you and Robert have been married four years?
Janice: No. Robert's my fourth husband.

What do you call a glove for a baby cat?
A kitten mitten.

John: Did the mudpack help your wife's appearance?
Harold: It did for a few days, but then it fell off.

Apathy rules - so what?

Bill: I was on the television last night.
George: Were you?
Bill: Yeah. When I'm drunk I'll fall sleep anywhere.

What is the best place to find a lot of diamonds?"
In a pack of cards.

What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.

My pet dog is a doberman pincher. All day he goes around pinching dobermans.