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Joke Topic - 'Rob'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Rob'.


Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.

Why was the vampire sent to jail?
He tried to rob the local blood bank!

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Mickey Mouse

Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.


How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.

10 Pin Bowling

What must be the quietest sport?
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.


What do mosquitoes learn in art class?
How to draw blood.


Did you hear about the man who opened a flea circus?
He started it from scratch.


Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?


Have you noticed that your boss is the only one who watches the clock during the coffee break.


Why was the calendar sad?
Because its days were numbered.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fido who?
Fido known you'd be so awkward, I wouldn't have come here to see you.

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