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Joke Topic - 'Rob'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Rob'.


Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.

Why was the vampire sent to jail?
He tried to rob the local blood bank!

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What do you call the story of a cow who has a fairy godmother?
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A: Change.


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It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.


My uncle keeps a pig under his bed. I said, 'What about the smell?'
My uncle said, 'He doesn't mind that.'


Did you hear about the fence builder who got fired for deserting his posts?


Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog.
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy!

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