Joke Topic - 'Rob'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Rob'.

Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.

Why was the vampire sent to jail?
He tried to rob the local blood bank!

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Yesterday

If yesterday was today - today would be yesterday.

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Did you hear about the blonde that threw away her weight loss video because she noticed that the people on the video were not losing weight either?

Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.

What do you get if you cross a giant ape with a prisoner?
King Kongvict.

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What do you call a teletubby who's been robbed?
A tubby

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl aboard!

Joe: My pig has lost his voice.
Jake: Really. I bet he is upset?
Joe: Oh yeah, he's disgruntled!

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