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Joke Topic - 'Rob'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Rob'.

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Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.
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Why was the vampire sent to jail?
He tried to rob the local blood bank!


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Story

What do you call the story of a cow who has a fairy godmother?
A dairy tale.
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Blondes

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.
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Accountants

My accountant told me that the only reason why my business is looking up is that it's flat on its back.
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Finish

I never used to be able to finish anything, but now I ....
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Lawyers

Where there's a will, there's a happy Lawyer!
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Paranoid

Paranoids are people, too they have their own problems.
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.
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Pigs

My uncle keeps a pig under his bed. I said, 'What about the smell?'
My uncle said, 'He doesn't mind that.'
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Builders

Did you hear about the fence builder who got fired for deserting his posts?
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog.
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy!

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