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Joke Topic - 'Rob'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Rob'.

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Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.
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Why was the vampire sent to jail?
He tried to rob the local blood bank!


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Mickey Mouse

Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.
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Surrealists

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
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10 Pin Bowling

What must be the quietest sport?
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.
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Mosquitoes

What do mosquitoes learn in art class?
How to draw blood.
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Fleas

Did you hear about the man who opened a flea circus?
He started it from scratch.
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?
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Bosses

Have you noticed that your boss is the only one who watches the clock during the coffee break.
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Calendar

Why was the calendar sad?
Because its days were numbered.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fido.
Fido who?
Fido known you'd be so awkward, I wouldn't have come here to see you.

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