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Joke Topic - 'Rob'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Rob'.

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Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.
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Why was the vampire sent to jail?
He tried to rob the local blood bank!


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Yesterday

If yesterday was today - today would be yesterday.
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Ambulances

Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital
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Blondes

Did you hear about the blonde that threw away her weight loss video because she noticed that the people on the video were not losing weight either?
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Leopards

Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.
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Ape

What do you get if you cross a giant ape with a prisoner?
King Kongvict.
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Labor

Heavy labor is aardvark ... but it pays well
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Teletubby

What do you call a teletubby who's been robbed?
A tubby
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Owl

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl aboard!
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Pigs

Joe: My pig has lost his voice.
Jake: Really. I bet he is upset?
Joe: Oh yeah, he's disgruntled!

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