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Joke Topic - 'Roast Beef'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Roast Beef'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ross.
Ross who?
Ross beef and Yorkshire pudding.


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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet!
Well, you do look a site.
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Fat

Yo momma so fat she can sit on a dollar and make change.
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Stupid

Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.
Don't worry we'll soon get to the core of this!
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Mice

What has three tails, twelve legs and can't see?
Three blind mice.
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Toes

Patient: Doctor, why are you writing on my toes?
Doctor: I'm just adding a footnote.
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Mistake

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake?
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A Bug

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.
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Catch The Attention

How do you catch the attention of a surfer?
Wave.

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