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Joke Topic - 'Roast Beef'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Roast Beef'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ross.
Ross who?
Ross beef and Yorkshire pudding.


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Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
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Perforation

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Perforation is a rip-off
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Clock

What did the digital clock say to its mother?
Look Ma, no hands!
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Sheepdog

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a bunch of daisies?
You get collie-flowers.
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Cannibals

A sign over a cannibal's hut: "I never met a man I didn't like."
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Astronauts

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rock-et.
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Work

The worst thing about office parties is having to spend the day after looking for a new job.
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"Doctor, doctor< I keep seeing double."
"Take a seat please."
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Change A Light Bulb

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many do you think it takes?

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