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Joke Topic - 'Roast Beef'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Roast Beef'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ross.
Ross who?
Ross beef and Yorkshire pudding.


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What was the name of the small horse that fought windmills?
Donkey Oatey.
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Hands

What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.
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Pigs

Why did the pig write a letter to his friend?
Because they were pen pals.
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Prison

Why did the belt get sent to prison?
Because it held up a pair of trousers.
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Tires

Why did the tire need a vacation?
Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.
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Computers

If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.
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Cricket

My sister fell in love with a famous cricket player.
She was completely bowled over by him.
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Hoarse

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a hoarse throat.
Doctor: Believe me, the resemblance doesn't end there.
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Soap

Did you hear about the man who stole 10 bars of soap from a supermarket?
He made a clean getaway.

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