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Joke Topic - 'Roast Beef'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Roast Beef'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ross.
Ross who?
Ross beef and Yorkshire pudding.


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What do you get from a well-educated oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.
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What do you get if you deep fry Father Christmas? Crisp Cringle.
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Where do fish like to sleep?
On a waterbed.
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To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy.
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Hotel Porter: "May I carry your bag sir?"
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Did you hear what happened to the famous author who died?
He became a ghost writer.
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Buried At Sea

Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
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Nothing confuses a man more than a woman driver who does everything right.

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