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Joke Topic - 'Roast Beef'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Roast Beef'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ross.
Ross who?
Ross beef and Yorkshire pudding.


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Christmas

What do you call a man who works in the perfume department of a store at Christmas?
Frank in Scents.
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Engineers

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Musician

What is the difference between a corpse and a musician?
One composes and the other decomposes.
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Paranoid

I wouldn't be paranoid if people didn't pick on me
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Rabbits

Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!
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Ducks

Why was the duck arrested?
He was suspected of selling quack remedies.
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Animals

What type of animal is no fun at a party?
A boar!
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Dentists

What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.
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Tourists

Why is it called the tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

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