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Joke Topic - 'Roast Beef'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Roast Beef'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ross.
Ross who?
Ross beef and Yorkshire pudding.


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What can run all day and never get tired?
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, so I knocka!
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Don't study medicine and law at the same time, it tries your patients

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