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Joke Topic - 'Roads'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Roads'.

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What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.
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Which roads are always very angry?
Crossroads.


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Golf Caddy

John: I hear that you lost your job as a golf caddy?
Paul: Yeah, I could do the work all right, but I just couldn't stop myself laughing.
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Dog

What is the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools and the other one dribbles.
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Fast

Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can.
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Questions

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boyd.
Boyd who?
Boy, do you ask lots of questions!
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Potato

What is the friendliest vegetable?
A sweet potato.
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Bagpipes

How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
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Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.
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Ghosts

Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.
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A Bug

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.

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