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Joke Topic - 'Roads'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Roads'.

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What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.
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Which roads are always very angry?
Crossroads.


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Sleeping

Quiet Please - Driver sleeping
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a brunette between 2 blondes?
A: An Interpreter.
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Cow

What did one highland cow say to the other one?
Och aye the moo.
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Gravity

What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.
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Tourists

What is green, has two arms, two legs and a trunk?
A seasick tourist.
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The Titanic

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.
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Daughter

She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still!
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Santa Claus

What did Santa say to the elves on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps things up for another year.
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The Alphabet

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

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