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Joke Topic - 'Roads'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Roads'.


What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.

Which roads are always very angry?

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift.


Only the mediocre are always at their best


What do you call a dinosaur that likes to wear a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.


I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

Buckingham Palace

Small girl seeing Buckingham Palace for the first time: `Our front garden is concreted over too'.


Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.


When ghosts hold a press conference, who does all the talking?
The spooksperson.


Why did the teacher need to wear dark glasses?
Because she had such a bright class.


How many WAITERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
None. Even a burned-out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

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