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Joke Topic - 'Roads'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Roads'.

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What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.
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Which roads are always very angry?
Crossroads.


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Sandwich

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift.
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Mediocre

Only the mediocre are always at their best
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Dinosaurs

What do you call a dinosaur that likes to wear a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Leave

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
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Buckingham Palace

Small girl seeing Buckingham Palace for the first time: `Our front garden is concreted over too'.
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Strawberry

Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.
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Ghosts

When ghosts hold a press conference, who does all the talking?
The spooksperson.
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Teachers

Why did the teacher need to wear dark glasses?
Because she had such a bright class.
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Waiters

How many WAITERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
None. Even a burned-out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

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