Joke Topic - 'Roads'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Roads'.

What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.

Which roads are always very angry?
Crossroads.

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Barbers

What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!

What is very tall and wet and stands in the middle of Paris?
The Eiffel Shower.

How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It turned itself in.

What is another name for a store detective?
A counter spy.

What do you call a secret agent that hangs around department stores?
A counterspy.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aubrey.
Aubrey who?
Aubrey quiet.

Doctor, doctor. Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.
Ok, how long have you been having these Disney spells?

What do you call a butterfingered nurse?
A medicine dropper.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Red.
Red who?

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