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Joke Topic - 'Roads'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Roads'.


What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.

Which roads are always very angry?

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Quiet Please - Driver sleeping


Q: What do you call a brunette between 2 blondes?
A: An Interpreter.


What did one highland cow say to the other one?
Och aye the moo.


What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.


What is green, has two arms, two legs and a trunk?
A seasick tourist.

The Titanic

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.


She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still!

Santa Claus

What did Santa say to the elves on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps things up for another year.

The Alphabet

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

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