Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Golf Caddy
John: I hear that you lost your job as a golf caddy?
Paul: Yeah, I could do the work all right, but I just couldn't stop myself laughing.
Dog
What is the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools and the other one dribbles.
Fast
Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can.
Questions
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boyd.
Boyd who?
Boy, do you ask lots of questions!
Potato
What is the friendliest vegetable?
A sweet potato.
Bagpipes
How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
Pigs
What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.
Ghosts
Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.
A Bug
Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.