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Joke Topic - 'Road'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Road'.


What's that up the road? A head?

Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....

Why did the goose cross the road?
To have a gander at the other side.

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Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.

Getting Old

You know you're getting old when your back goes out more than you do.


Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justine who?
Justine time.


Patient: I think I'm turning into a baby cat.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.


What's the best way for a woman to get rid of excess fat?
Divorce him.


And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.


What do you call a man whose wife has just divorced him?
A divorce-he.


Did you hear about the monster restaurant?
To eat there costs an arm and a leg.

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