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Joke Topic - 'Road'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Road'.


What's that up the road? A head?

Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....

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If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?


Knock knock!
Who's there?
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?

A Thought

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.


Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.

Burger King

Yo' mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince!


Where does a ghost like to go swimming?
In Lake Eerie.


Silence isn't always golden, sometimes it's guilt!


What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.

Polar Bear

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.

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