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Joke Topic - 'Road'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Road'.

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What's that up the road? A head?
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Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....


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Blondes

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
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Trains

Have you visited the new website about trains?
It's just the ticket.
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A Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.
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Milk

Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag?
Customer: No, just leave it in the carton!
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Santa Claus

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
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Friendship

30 Year Friendship Ends At Alter
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Car Drivers

A careful driver is one who has just spotted a speed camera.
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Government

What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.
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Elephants

What is grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.

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