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Joke Topic - 'Road'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Road'.
What's that up the road? A head?
Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....
Too long to go around.....
Why did the goose cross the road?
To have a gander at the other side.
To have a gander at the other side.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Snow
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me.
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me.
Musicians
What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has just dumped him?
Homeless.
Homeless.
Cricket
Patient: Doctor, you must help me, I've gone crazy about cricket.
Doctor: How's that?
Patient: Not out!
Doctor: How's that?
Patient: Not out!
Dieting
Old dieters never die, they just waist away.
Bees
How do bees cut wood?
They use a buzz saw.
They use a buzz saw.
Honesty
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Thieves
Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm
Blondes
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
A: Artificial intelligence.
Light Bulbs
How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the old one and the new one.
Two, the old one and the new one.
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