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Joke Topic - 'Road'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Road'.


What's that up the road? A head?

Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....

Why did the goose cross the road?
To have a gander at the other side.

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Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
What do you want me to do, call a lifeguard.


What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.

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Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.


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Teacher: I wish you’d pay a little attention to what I'm saying!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!

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