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Joke Topic - 'Road'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Road'.

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What's that up the road? A head?
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Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....
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Why did the goose cross the road?
To have a gander at the other side.


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Girlfriends

Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when your back goes out more than you do.
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Blondes

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justine.
Justine who?
Justine time.
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Kitten

Patient: I think I'm turning into a baby cat.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.
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Men

What's the best way for a woman to get rid of excess fat?
Divorce him.
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Baseball

And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.
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Divorce

What do you call a man whose wife has just divorced him?
A divorce-he.
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Monster

Did you hear about the monster restaurant?
To eat there costs an arm and a leg.

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