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Joke Topic - 'Road'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Road'.

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What's that up the road? A head?
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Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....
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Why did the goose cross the road?
To have a gander at the other side.


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Snow

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me.
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Musicians

What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has just dumped him?
Homeless.
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Cricket

Patient: Doctor, you must help me, I've gone crazy about cricket.
Doctor: How's that?
Patient: Not out!
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Dieting

Old dieters never die, they just waist away.
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Bees

How do bees cut wood?
They use a buzz saw.
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Honesty

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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Thieves

Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm
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Blondes

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
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Light Bulbs

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the old one and the new one.

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