Joke Topic - 'Road'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Road'.

What's that up the road? A head?

Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....

Why did the goose cross the road?
To have a gander at the other side.

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Hotels

Hotel Guest: 'Can you give me a room and a bath, please?'
Receptionist: 'I can give you a room, but you'll have to take your own bath.'

What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!

How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!

The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.

Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
What do you want me to do, call a lifeguard.

What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.

Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.

Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni

Teacher: I wish you’d pay a little attention to what I'm saying!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!

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