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Joke Topic - 'Road'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Road'.

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What's that up the road? A head?
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Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....


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Work

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
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Television

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?
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A Thought

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
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Lawyers

Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
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Burger King

Yo' mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince!
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Ghosts

Where does a ghost like to go swimming?
In Lake Eerie.
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Silence

Silence isn't always golden, sometimes it's guilt!
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Ducks

What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.
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Polar Bear

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.

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