Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Ghost
What kind of ghost haunts tall buildings?
High spirits!
A Born Loser
A born loser: Somebody who calls the telephone number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall -- and his wife answers.
Vampires
Why do vampires never get fat?
They eat necks to nothing.
Chefs
Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy
Father Christmas
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!
Pig
Why is ink like a pig?
They both can be found in a pen.
Elephants
Q: Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
A: Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be asprins.
Cats
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to go swimming?
An octopuss.
Charles Dickens
What famous 60's song did Charles Dickens write?
Oliver Twist.