Joke Topic - 'River'

Why did the king visit his dentist?
To have his teeth crowned!

What type of fish performs surgical operations?
A sturgeon.

When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?

How do you get a Scotsman to climb onto the roof of his home?
Tell him that the drinks are on the house.

How many ROCK AND ROLL SOUND ENGINEERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"Did you say something?"

Why did the ham go to the doctor?
To get cured.

Well, this definitely is a surprise birthday party. There are only 39 candles on your cake!