Joke Topic - 'River'

Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm

What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.

A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.

Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A. Because it can't sit down.

What does a smart blonde and a dinosaur have in common?
They are both extinct.

Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play with his friends?
He was grounded.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a small dog?
A croaker spaniel.

Did you hear about the pigeon who wanted to buy a famous London landmark?
He put a deposit on Big Ben.

What do you get if you cross a small bear with a cow?
Winnie the Moo.