Here are some randomly selected joke topics
A Bad Idea
Why is it a bad idea to tell jokes to an egg?
Because it will crack up.
Idiot
Did you hear about the idiot who called both his sons, Ed?
He thought two eds were better than one.
Christmas
Q. What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
A. Sandy Claws.
Vampires
What type of restaurants are vampires careful to avoid?
Stakehouses!
Salesman
Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.
Blondes
Q: What do you call a brunette between 2 blondes?
A: An Interpreter.
Coward
What is chunky, white, and cowardly?
Chicken salad.
Dogs
What breed of dog sweats the most and drinks a lot of water?
A hot-weiler!
Peace And Quiet
Honk your horn if you like peace and quiet.