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Joke Topic - 'River'


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Denial: A river in Egypt!


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Ghost

What kind of ghost haunts tall buildings?
High spirits!
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A Born Loser

A born loser: Somebody who calls the telephone number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall -- and his wife answers.
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Vampires

Why do vampires never get fat?
They eat necks to nothing.
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Chefs

Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy
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Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!
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Pig

Why is ink like a pig?
They both can be found in a pen.
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Elephants

Q: Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
A: Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be asprins.
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Cats

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to go swimming?
An octopuss.
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Charles Dickens

What famous 60's song did Charles Dickens write?
Oliver Twist.

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