Joke Topic - 'River'

Why is it a bad idea to tell jokes to an egg?
Because it will crack up.

Did you hear about the idiot who called both his sons, Ed?
He thought two eds were better than one.

Q. What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
A. Sandy Claws.

What type of restaurants are vampires careful to avoid?
Stakehouses!

Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.

Q: What do you call a brunette between 2 blondes?
A: An Interpreter.

What is chunky, white, and cowardly?
Chicken salad.

What breed of dog sweats the most and drinks a lot of water?
A hot-weiler!

Honk your horn if you like peace and quiet.