Here are some randomly selected joke topics
King
Why did the king visit his dentist?
To have his teeth crowned!
Fish
What type of fish performs surgical operations?
A sturgeon.
Car Drivers
When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.
Sliced Bread
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
A Fool
I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
Scottish
How do you get a Scotsman to climb onto the roof of his home?
Tell him that the drinks are on the house.
Engineers
How many ROCK AND ROLL SOUND ENGINEERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"Did you say something?"
Ham
Why did the ham go to the doctor?
To get cured.
Birthdays
Well, this definitely is a surprise birthday party. There are only 39 candles on your cake!