Joke Topic - 'River'

Why was the vampire sent to jail?
He tried to rob the local blood bank!

Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.

Acoustic: What you shoot pool with.

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

The government is sneaky. They raise the tax on alcohol, then make sure that the country is in such a mess that you drink more.

George: Is your father still in the hospital?
William: Yes. He's in the Expensive Care Unit.

Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.

I is a university student