Joke Topic - 'Right' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Right'.

It's your right to be stupid, but it doesn't mean you need to be!

Rules:
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Overweight, just sorta of snacks up on you.

What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a waffle?
A woofle.

What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
Trouble.

What do mice use to avoid bad breath?
Mousewash.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ross.
Ross who?
Ross beef and Yorkshire pudding.

Why is a book like a king?
Because they both have pages.

What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula.

You know you're having a bad day when - Everyone is laughing but you.