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Joke Topic - 'Rich And Famous'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Rich And Famous'.

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"Hello, and welcome to Answering Machines of the Rich and Famous! (your name here) can't come to the phone right now, because he's spending the week in his beautiful summer home on the French Riviera..."


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Beer

Everyone has to believe in something
I believe I'll have another beer.
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Driving

Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?
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Bed

Why did the man run around his bed?
To try and catch up on his sleep.
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Cows

What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An eskimoo.
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Programmers

Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
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Restaurant

A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
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Abbreviated

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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Skeptics

How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?
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Birthdays

When is a birthday cake just like a golf ball?
After it’s been sliced.

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