Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Dog
A FATHER: The man who has complete command, most of the time, of the dog.
Sleep
Doctor: Are you a light sleeper?
Patient: No, I always sleep in the dark.
Witch
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the "w".
Fish
Last night there was a big fight in our local fish and chip shop - a lot of fish got battered.
Sheep
Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.
Cars
My brother said, 'One of my mates got run over by a car.',br>
I said, 'Really, how did he feel?'
My brother said, 'Tyred.'
Bees
Name the bees' favourite pop star.
Sting.
Dracula
Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
Roads
What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.