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Joke Topic - 'Retiring'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Retiring'.

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Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before retiring.
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?


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Blondes

What do you do if a blonde woman throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin out and throw it back.
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Cry

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry.
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Dentists

Why did the king visit the dentist?
Because he wanted to have his teeth crowned!
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Cows

What do you call it when cows fight a battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
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Christmas Day

Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.
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Snowman

What do you call a snowman in the summertime?
A puddle!
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King Kong

How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
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Astronaut

What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.
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Signs

Sign in a restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

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