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Joke Topic - 'Retiring'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Retiring'.


Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before retiring.
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?

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What do you do if a blonde woman throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin out and throw it back.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo who?
Don't cry.


Why did the king visit the dentist?
Because he wanted to have his teeth crowned!


What do you call it when cows fight a battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.

Christmas Day

Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.


What do you call a snowman in the summertime?
A puddle!

King Kong

How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.


What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.


Sign in a restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

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