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Joke Topic - 'Retire'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Retire'.

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Before deciding to retire from working, it is best to stay home for a week and watch daytime TV shows.
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Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before you retire.
Patient: You mean I don't need to take another bath until I'm sixty-five?


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Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid blood hound?
He was convinced that certain people were following him.
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Patience

Give me patience and I want it now!
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Scotsman

Did you hear about the Scotsman who washed his kilt?
He couldn't do a fling with it.
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Dumb

I'm not as dumb as you look.
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Vacation

How do rabbits go on vacation?
In a hareplane.
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Husbands

Mary: I hear that you have a model husband?
Joan: It's true he really is a model husband - unfortunately he's not a working model.
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Umpire

What does a baseball player do when his eyesight starts going bad?
He gets a job as an umpire.
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Light Bulbs

How many shop assistants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Only one, but he'll only change it if you have the receipt for the old bulb.
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Horses

My mum said to my uncle, 'What's got four legs and flies?'
My uncle said, 'Don't tell me, the horse is dead.'

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