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Joke Topic - 'Retire'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Retire'.


Before deciding to retire from working, it is best to stay home for a week and watch daytime TV shows.

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before you retire.
Patient: You mean I don't need to take another bath until I'm sixty-five?

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What do you call a man with a duck on his head?


What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after taking a bath?
Polly unsaturated.


If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.


Did you hear about the man who opened a flea circus?
He started it from scratch.


Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.


What do you get if you cross a banana with a comedian?
Peels of laughter.

Christmas Presents

Who brings Christmas presents to the baby sharks?
Santa jaws.


Where would you go if you wanted to weigh a whale?
To the the whale way station!


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Whatcha who?
Whatcha going to do today?

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