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Joke Topic - 'Restaurant'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Restaurant'.

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A dog walked into a fast-food restaurant and ordered a cup of coffee. He drank it and then left.
The customers in the restaurant were amazed. One of them said to the assistant behind the counter. "That's quite a dog! Does he always do that?"
"Oh, no." the assistant answered. "He usually orders a diet coke."
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A guy in a restaurant says to the waitress "I want a cup of coffee without cream." The waitress comes back a few minutes later and says "I'm sorry, but we're all out of cream. Would you mind taking your coffee without milk?"
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A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
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Boyfriend: You look good enough to eat.
Girlfriend: I do eat. Which restaurant shall we go to?
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Did you hear about the monster restaurant?
To eat there costs an arm and a leg.
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What does a skeleton order when he eats in a restaurant?
Spareribs.


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Cinderella

Why was Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things.
Have you taken anything for it?
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Snowmen

Why don't snowmen ever marry?
They always get cold feet at the last minute.
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Boxers

How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.
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Coming In

Knock knock.
Who's there
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm coming in.
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Grandchildren

Do you have any grandchildren?
No, all my children are just ordinary.
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Dinosaur

What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident?
Tyrannosarus wrecks.
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Light Bulbs

How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.
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Women Drivers

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

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