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Joke Topic - 'Restaurant'

Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Restaurant'.


A dog walked into a fast-food restaurant and ordered a cup of coffee. He drank it and then left.
The customers in the restaurant were amazed. One of them said to the assistant behind the counter. "That's quite a dog! Does he always do that?"
"Oh, no." the assistant answered. "He usually orders a diet coke."

A guy in a restaurant says to the waitress "I want a cup of coffee without cream." The waitress comes back a few minutes later and says "I'm sorry, but we're all out of cream. Would you mind taking your coffee without milk?"

A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

Boyfriend: You look good enough to eat.
Girlfriend: I do eat. Which restaurant shall we go to?

Did you hear about the monster restaurant?
To eat there costs an arm and a leg.

What does a skeleton order when he eats in a restaurant?

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She ran away from the ball.


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They always get cold feet at the last minute.


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Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.

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How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.

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If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

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