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Joke Topic - 'Restaurant'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Restaurant'.

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A dog walked into a fast-food restaurant and ordered a cup of coffee. He drank it and then left.
The customers in the restaurant were amazed. One of them said to the assistant behind the counter. "That's quite a dog! Does he always do that?"
"Oh, no." the assistant answered. "He usually orders a diet coke."
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A guy in a restaurant says to the waitress "I want a cup of coffee without cream." The waitress comes back a few minutes later and says "I'm sorry, but we're all out of cream. Would you mind taking your coffee without milk?"
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A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
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What does a skeleton order when he eats in a restaurant?
Spareribs.


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Shall we bring in a consultant, or shall we screw it up ourselves?
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What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.
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What do you call basketball nets in Hawaii?
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What do you get from a well-educated oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.
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Pigs

Why did the pig want to become an actor?
Because he was such a ham.
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Cats

What does a cat like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
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Umbrellas

What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.

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