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Joke Topic - 'Restaurant'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Restaurant'.

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A dog walked into a fast-food restaurant and ordered a cup of coffee. He drank it and then left.
The customers in the restaurant were amazed. One of them said to the assistant behind the counter. "That's quite a dog! Does he always do that?"
"Oh, no." the assistant answered. "He usually orders a diet coke."
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A guy in a restaurant says to the waitress "I want a cup of coffee without cream." The waitress comes back a few minutes later and says "I'm sorry, but we're all out of cream. Would you mind taking your coffee without milk?"
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A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
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Boyfriend: You look good enough to eat.
Girlfriend: I do eat. Which restaurant shall we go to?
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Did you hear about the monster restaurant?
To eat there costs an arm and a leg.
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What does a skeleton order when he eats in a restaurant?
Spareribs.


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Wives

Mr Green: My wife's one in a million.
Mr Brown: Really? I thought she was won in a raffle.
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Parrot

What do you call a dry parrot?
Polyunsaturated.
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Work

Julie: It takes me an hour to get to work in the morning.
Jean: Is that before or after you arrive?
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Elephants

Q: Why don't elephants like penguins?
A: They can't get the wrapper off.(Too whom it may concern: Penguins are a brand of cookies).
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Golf

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
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Skeletons

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.
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Frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily.
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Blondes

Q: Why don't blondes like pickles?
A: They keep getting their head stuck in the jar..
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Waiters

What do you get when you cross a hen and a waiter?
A hen that lays tables.

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