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Joke Topic - 'Restaurant'

Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Restaurant'.


A dog walked into a fast-food restaurant and ordered a cup of coffee. He drank it and then left.
The customers in the restaurant were amazed. One of them said to the assistant behind the counter. "That's quite a dog! Does he always do that?"
"Oh, no." the assistant answered. "He usually orders a diet coke."

A guy in a restaurant says to the waitress "I want a cup of coffee without cream." The waitress comes back a few minutes later and says "I'm sorry, but we're all out of cream. Would you mind taking your coffee without milk?"

A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

Boyfriend: You look good enough to eat.
Girlfriend: I do eat. Which restaurant shall we go to?

Did you hear about the monster restaurant?
To eat there costs an arm and a leg.

What does a skeleton order when he eats in a restaurant?

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Mr Green: My wife's one in a million.
Mr Brown: Really? I thought she was won in a raffle.


What do you call a dry parrot?


Julie: It takes me an hour to get to work in the morning.
Jean: Is that before or after you arrive?


Q: Why don't elephants like penguins?
A: They can't get the wrapper off.(Too whom it may concern: Penguins are a brand of cookies).


Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.


Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.


What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?


Q: Why don't blondes like pickles?
A: They keep getting their head stuck in the jar..


What do you get when you cross a hen and a waiter?
A hen that lays tables.

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