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Joke Topic - 'Restaurant'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Restaurant'.

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A dog walked into a fast-food restaurant and ordered a cup of coffee. He drank it and then left.
The customers in the restaurant were amazed. One of them said to the assistant behind the counter. "That's quite a dog! Does he always do that?"
"Oh, no." the assistant answered. "He usually orders a diet coke."
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A guy in a restaurant says to the waitress "I want a cup of coffee without cream." The waitress comes back a few minutes later and says "I'm sorry, but we're all out of cream. Would you mind taking your coffee without milk?"
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A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
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What does a skeleton order when he eats in a restaurant?
Spareribs.


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Accountants

Tom: What do you do for a living?
Jack: I work with figures.
Tom: You're an accountant?
Jack: No. A fitness instructor.
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Doctors

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
That depends on whether it has health insurance.
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Magic

Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.
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Lawyers

The trouble with the legal profession is that 98 per cent of its members give it a bad name.
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Pigs

Why did the pig want to become an actor?
Because he was such a ham.
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Zebras

What is red and black, red and black, red and black?
A zebra with sunburn.
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Drink

I drink to forget - but I've forgotten why.
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Understand

Wife: "I can't understand why I gain so much weight, I eat like a bird!"
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.
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Spaceships

What do you call a spaceship that is always saying sorry?
An Apollo G.

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