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Joke Topic - 'Resemblance'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Resemblance'.

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Mary: Our dog is just like one of the family.
Jane: Yes. I can see the resemblance.
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Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a hoarse throat.
Doctor: Believe me, the resemblance doesn't end there.


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Food

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.
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Smiling

Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to.
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Open The Door

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mickey won't work, so please open the door for me!
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Monsters

What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
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Deaf

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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Blondes

Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.
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Phone

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?
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Supermodels

How many supermodels does it take to change a light bulb?
None - "Do you want me to ruin my nail polish?"
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Know

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jerry!
Jerry who?
Jerry funny, you know perfectly well who it is!

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