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Joke Topic - 'Resemblance'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Resemblance'.

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Mary: Our dog is just like one of the family.
Jane: Yes. I can see the resemblance.
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Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a hoarse throat.
Doctor: Believe me, the resemblance doesn't end there.


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Blondes

Q: What does a blonde make for dinner?
A: Reservations.
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Water

What can run all day and never get tired?
Water.
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Strawberry

Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.
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Software

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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Beer

Yesterday, Sandy McNab was run over by a beer delivery truck. It was the first time for years that the drinks had been on him.
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Candles

What did one candle say to the other candle?
Lets go out tonight.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, my son's just swallowed some gunpowder.
Well, don't point him at me.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the baby ghost who applied to join the football team?
He heard the manager say that they were in need of a little team spirit.
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Girlfriends

My other girlfriend is beautiful

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