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Joke Topic - 'Resemblance'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Resemblance'.

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Mary: Our dog is just like one of the family.
Jane: Yes. I can see the resemblance.
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Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a hoarse throat.
Doctor: Believe me, the resemblance doesn't end there.


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Sheepdog

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a bunch of daisies?
You get collie-flowers.
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Office Party

You know you're having a bad day when everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
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Fly

If God meant us to fly - he'd buy the tickets
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Half A Mind

Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!
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Marriage

Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog.
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Flies

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Yes, sir, it's the bad meat that attracts them."
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Mother

Rose: My mother wants me married so badly.
Maria: Why do you say that?
Cindy: Every time I bring a guy home she measures him for a tuxedo.
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Mosquito

People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.
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Horses

What animal goes to bed with his shoes on?
A horse.

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