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Joke Topic - 'Resemblance'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Resemblance'.


Mary: Our dog is just like one of the family.
Jane: Yes. I can see the resemblance.

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a hoarse throat.
Doctor: Believe me, the resemblance doesn't end there.

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Maria: Why do you say that?
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A horse.

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