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Joke Topic - 'Resemblance'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Resemblance'.
Mary: Our dog is just like one of the family.
Jane: Yes. I can see the resemblance.
Jane: Yes. I can see the resemblance.
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a hoarse throat.
Doctor: Believe me, the resemblance doesn't end there.
Doctor: Believe me, the resemblance doesn't end there.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Food
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.
Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.
Smiling
Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to.
Open The Door
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mickey won't work, so please open the door for me!
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mickey won't work, so please open the door for me!
Monsters
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
Frank Einstein.
Deaf
My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
Blondes
Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.
A: They can't find the zipper.
Phone
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?
Supermodels
How many supermodels does it take to change a light bulb?
None - "Do you want me to ruin my nail polish?"
None - "Do you want me to ruin my nail polish?"
Know
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jerry!
Jerry who?
Jerry funny, you know perfectly well who it is!
Who's there?
Jerry!
Jerry who?
Jerry funny, you know perfectly well who it is!
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