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Joke Topic - 'Repeat Offenders'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Repeat Offenders'.

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Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!


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Frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily.
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Steak

Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said 'Well done'.
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
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Sail

Did you hear about the stupid yachtsman who had his arm cut off so that he could sail round the world single-handed.
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Athletes

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toes.
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Cheese

What Sort of cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
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Plumber

What did the plumber say to his girlfriend called Flo when he wanted to find a new girlfriend?
It's all over Flo.
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Batman

My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I'm always talking about Batman.
What a joker she is.
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Vampires

Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.
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Arrogant

I used to be arrogant, but now I'm perfect

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