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Joke Topic - 'Repeat Offenders'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Repeat Offenders'.
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
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Road
What's that up the road? A head?
Blondes
Why shouldn't blondes be given a coffee break?
It takes too long to retrain them.
It takes too long to retrain them.
Bankrupt
Ted: I hear that your duck farm is going bankrupt.
Fred: That's right. I have too many bills.
Fred: That's right. I have too many bills.
Camels
What do you call a camel with three humps?
Humphrey.
Humphrey.
Cows
What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!
The daily moospaper!
Drunks
"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."
Dentists
What did the dentist see when he went to the North Pole?
A molar bear.
A molar bear.
Pigs
Joe: My pig has lost his voice.
Jake: Really. I bet he is upset?
Joe: Oh yeah, he's disgruntled!
Jake: Really. I bet he is upset?
Joe: Oh yeah, he's disgruntled!
Blondes
What do UFOs and smart blondes have in common?
You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
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