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Joke Topic - 'Repeat Offenders'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Repeat Offenders'.
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
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Barbers
How does a barber cut the moon's hair?
Eclipse it.
Eclipse it.
Dracula
What type of car does Dracula drive?
A bloodmobile.
A bloodmobile.
Chaos
Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
Light Bulbs
How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.
Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.
Divorce
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it!
Because it's worth it!
Elephants
What do you call an elephant who isn't important?
An irrelephant.
An irrelephant.
A Hole
What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole in the ground.
A hole in the ground.
Stockings
Customer: I'd like a pair of stockings for my wife.
Storekeeper: Sheer?
Customer: No, she's at home.
Storekeeper: Sheer?
Customer: No, she's at home.
The Truth
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
July.
July who?
July or do you tell the truth?
Who's there?
July.
July who?
July or do you tell the truth?
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