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Joke Topic - 'Repeat Offenders'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Repeat Offenders'.


Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

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How does a barber cut the moon's hair?
Eclipse it.


What type of car does Dracula drive?
A bloodmobile.


Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.

Light Bulbs

How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.


Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it!


What do you call an elephant who isn't important?
An irrelephant.

A Hole

What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole in the ground.


Customer: I'd like a pair of stockings for my wife.
Storekeeper: Sheer?
Customer: No, she's at home.

The Truth

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
July who?
July or do you tell the truth?

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