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Joke Topic - 'Repeat Offenders'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Repeat Offenders'.

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Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!


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Ghosts

Did you hear about the smuggler that saw a ghost?
It was the ghostguard.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.
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Doctors

When are doctors just like comedians?
When they have you in stitches.
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Postman

Postman: Is this letter for you? The name is smudged.
Man: No, it can't be for me, my name is Smith.
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Cats

What do you call a woman with a cat on her head?
Kitty
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Rabbits

What do you call a rabbit who has fleas?
Bugs bunny.
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Let Me In

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in now?
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Mama

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
It's way pasture bedtime.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend's teeth are like stars they come out every night...

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