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Joke Topic - 'Repeat Offenders'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Repeat Offenders'.

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Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!


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Barbers

How does a barber cut the moon's hair?
Eclipse it.
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Dracula

What type of car does Dracula drive?
A bloodmobile.
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Chaos

Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
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Light Bulbs

How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.
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Divorce

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it!
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Elephants

What do you call an elephant who isn't important?
An irrelephant.
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A Hole

What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole in the ground.
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Stockings

Customer: I'd like a pair of stockings for my wife.
Storekeeper: Sheer?
Customer: No, she's at home.
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The Truth

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
July.
July who?
July or do you tell the truth?

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