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Joke Topic - 'Repeat Offenders'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Repeat Offenders'.

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Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!


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Road

What's that up the road? A head?
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Blondes

Why shouldn't blondes be given a coffee break?
It takes too long to retrain them.
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Bankrupt

Ted: I hear that your duck farm is going bankrupt.
Fred: That's right. I have too many bills.
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Camels

What do you call a camel with three humps?
Humphrey.
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Cows

What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!
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Drunks

"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."
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Dentists

What did the dentist see when he went to the North Pole?
A molar bear.
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Pigs

Joe: My pig has lost his voice.
Jake: Really. I bet he is upset?
Joe: Oh yeah, he's disgruntled!
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Blondes

What do UFOs and smart blondes have in common?
You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

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