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Joke Topic - 'Rent'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Rent'.

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The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.


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Father Christmas

What make of motorbike does Father Christmas ride around on?
A Holly Davidson!
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Buried At Sea

Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
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Money

Why is money called dough?
Because we are all in knead of it.
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Airline Food

You know you're having a bad day when - Airline food starts to taste good.
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Cannibals

What did the cannibals say to their nextdoor neighbors?
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"
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Started Out

I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it left.
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Cats

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark.
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Prunes

Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of prunes?
He's been on the run for the last month.
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London

Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.

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