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Joke Topic - 'Rent'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Rent'.


The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.

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Father Christmas

What make of motorbike does Father Christmas ride around on?
A Holly Davidson!

Buried At Sea

Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.


Why is money called dough?
Because we are all in knead of it.

Airline Food

You know you're having a bad day when - Airline food starts to taste good.


What did the cannibals say to their nextdoor neighbors?
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"

Started Out

I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it left.


Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark.


Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of prunes?
He's been on the run for the last month.


Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.

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