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Joke Topic - 'Rent'


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The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.


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Umpire

What does a baseball player do when his eyesight starts going bad?
He gets a job as an umpire.
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Cows

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
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Cannibals

What did one cannibal say to another?"Who was that girl I saw you with last night?"
"That was no girl, that was my supper."
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Coffee Break

The fifteen minute morning coffee break is when your employees take a break from doing nothing.
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Successful

What do you get if you cross a successful book with perfume.
A best smeller.
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Birthdays

He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who called both his sons, Ed?
He thought two eds were better than one.
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Work

I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
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Julius Caesar

What did they say to Julius Caesar When he went into a pub?
'Ale, Caesar?'

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