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Joke Topic - 'Rent'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Rent'.

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The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.


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School

Piano teacher to pupil: Your fingers are absolutely filthy!
Pupil: That's all right, Miss, I'm only playing the black keys.
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Ship

What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.
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Robbery

Did you hear about the music store that was robbed last night?
The thieves made off with the lute.
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Football Players

How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Pigeons

Did you hear about the pigeon who wanted to buy a famous London landmark?
He put a deposit on Big Ben.
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Goats

Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.
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Bees

What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A bee with a cold.
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Waiters

'Waiter! There's a fly in my alphabet soup!'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'
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Girlfriends

When her boyfriend actually agrees with her, she lets him have his own way.

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