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Joke Topic - 'Rent'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Rent'.
The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.
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Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.
I think you're just kitten me.
Executive
He is a born executive . . . his father owns the business.
Elephants
Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?
They didn't have white ones in his size.
They didn't have white ones in his size.
Santa Claus
What did Santa say to the elves on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps things up for another year.
Well, that wraps things up for another year.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing into the future.
When did this first happen?
Next Tuesday.
When did this first happen?
Next Tuesday.
Difficult
Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?
Witches
Which witch can you take to lunch?
A sandwich.
A sandwich.
Mediocre
Only the mediocre are always at their best
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What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.
His own shadow.
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