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Joke Topic - 'Rent'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Rent'.


The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.

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Piano teacher to pupil: Your fingers are absolutely filthy!
Pupil: That's all right, Miss, I'm only playing the black keys.


What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.


Did you hear about the music store that was robbed last night?
The thieves made off with the lute.

Football Players

How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!


Did you hear about the pigeon who wanted to buy a famous London landmark?
He put a deposit on Big Ben.


Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.


What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A bee with a cold.


'Waiter! There's a fly in my alphabet soup!'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'


When her boyfriend actually agrees with her, she lets him have his own way.

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