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Joke Topic - 'Rent'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Rent'.


The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.

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Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
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He is a born executive . . . his father owns the business.


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They didn't have white ones in his size.

Santa Claus

What did Santa say to the elves on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps things up for another year.


Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing into the future.
When did this first happen?
Next Tuesday.


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A sandwich.


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What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.

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