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Joke Topic - 'Rent'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Rent'.

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The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.


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Doctors

Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.
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Executive

He is a born executive . . . his father owns the business.
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Elephants

Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?
They didn't have white ones in his size.
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Santa Claus

What did Santa say to the elves on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps things up for another year.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing into the future.
When did this first happen?
Next Tuesday.
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Difficult

Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?
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Witches

Which witch can you take to lunch?
A sandwich.
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Mediocre

Only the mediocre are always at their best
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Shadow

What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.

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