Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Father Christmas
What make of motorbike does Father Christmas ride around on?
A Holly Davidson!
Buried At Sea
Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
Money
Why is money called dough?
Because we are all in knead of it.
Airline Food
You know you're having a bad day when - Airline food starts to taste good.
Cannibals
What did the cannibals say to their nextdoor neighbors?
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"
Started Out
I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it left.
Cats
Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark.
Prunes
Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of prunes?
He's been on the run for the last month.
London
Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.