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Joke Topic - 'Remembered'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Remembered'.

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He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.
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Ten year old's response to question, 'When dead, what do you want to be remembered for?': `Ever.'


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Elephants

What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Violet.
Violet who?
Violet the cat out of the bag.
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Cows

What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
Milk and quackers.
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Did You Hear

Did you hear about the happy Roman soldier?
He was gladiator.
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School Teacher

Did you hear about the school teacher who married a dairymaid?
It didn't last. They were like chalk and cheese.
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Elephants

Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?
They didn't have white ones in his size.
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Society

When society turns to graffiti, the writing is on the wall
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Skeptics

How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?
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Pizza

What type of cheese does a dog like on his pizza?
Mutts-arella.

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