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Joke Topic - 'Remembered'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Remembered'.

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He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.
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Ten year old's response to question, 'When dead, what do you want to be remembered for?': `Ever.'


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Stockings

Customer: I'd like a pair of stockings for my wife.
Storekeeper: Sheer?
Customer: No, she's at home.
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Fish

What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.
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Egg

When is an egg just like a losing team?
When it is being beaten.
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Marriage

Marriage - a three ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.
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Computers

Another megabytes the dust.
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Dogs

What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.
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Pigs

Joe: My pig has lost his voice.
Jake: Really. I bet he is upset?
Joe: Oh yeah, he's disgruntled!
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Santa

Why is Santa looking for a new job?
Because he got the sack.
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Cats

What do you call a woman with a cat on her head?
Kitty

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