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Joke Topic - 'Remembered'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Remembered'.


He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.

Ten year old's response to question, 'When dead, what do you want to be remembered for?': `Ever.'

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Violet who?
Violet the cat out of the bag.


What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
Milk and quackers.

Did You Hear

Did you hear about the happy Roman soldier?
He was gladiator.

School Teacher

Did you hear about the school teacher who married a dairymaid?
It didn't last. They were like chalk and cheese.


Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?
They didn't have white ones in his size.


When society turns to graffiti, the writing is on the wall


How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?


What type of cheese does a dog like on his pizza?

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