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Joke Topic - 'Remember' - 9 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 9 jokes on the topic - 'Remember'.

Billy: My mother has the worst memory in the world.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. She remembers everything.
He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember what the combination is.
I can't remember if I used to be forgetful or not
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow good, I can't remember.
Ten-year-old's response to the question, 'When dead, what do you want to be remembered for?': 'Ever.'
Two elderly couples were chatting when one of the men asked the other, 'Fred, how was the memory clinic you attended last month?'
"Excellent," Fred answered. "They taught us all the newest psychological tricks, like association and visualization, which helped me."
'That's great! What was the name of the clinic?'
Fred went silent. He kept thinking, but he was unable to recall. He inquired, "What do you call that red flower with the long stem and thorns?" as a smile appeared on his face.
'You mean a rose?'
'Yes, that's it!' He turned to his wife. . .'Rose, what was the name of that clinic?'
Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.
Will you remember me in a month?
Certainly.
Will you remember me in a year?
Of course.
Will you remember me in two years?
Yes.
Will you remember me in three years?
Of course I will!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
See, you've forgotten me already.
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