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Joke Topic - 'Relax'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Relax'.


Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.

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Which reindeer has bad manners?

A Monk

What did the monk say when he returned to his monastery on completing a trip round the world?
The world is my cloister.


Customer: I'd like a pair of stockings for my wife.
Storekeeper: Sheer?
Customer: No, she's at home.


Why did the chicken want to join a pop group?
He already had the drumsticks!


What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!


Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.


What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.

Light Bulbs

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
(It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job."


Well, this definitely is a surprise birthday party. There are only 39 candles on your cake!

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