Joke Topic - 'Relax'

I'm not as dumb as you look.

What type of restaurants are vampires careful to avoid?
Stakehouses!

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.

What do you get if you cross a fly with a detective?
A police insector.

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.

What can you break without touching it?
Your promise.

What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.

Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.

They call him toe nails because he is always at the foot of the class.