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Joke Topic - 'Relax'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Relax'.

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Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.


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Blondes

Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
A: Third Grade.
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Light Bulbs

How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll fix it in software."
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Cucumbers

A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.
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Oranges

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.
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Bee

Why is a bee like an insult?
Because both carry a sting!
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Bananas

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
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Wood

What is made of wood but can't be sawed?
Sawdust.
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Take The Plunge

Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
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Tonic

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.

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