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Joke Topic - 'Relatives' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Relatives'.

Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when visiting his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.
Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.
What type of person lives the longest?
A rich relative.
Where there's a will, there's a relative

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Santa Claus

What does Santa call his wife on his income tax form?
A dependent Claus.

Cows

Where do cows like to go on a Saturday night?
To the MOO-vies.

Pizza

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
I'm gonna give her a pizza my mind!

Tourists

Tourist: Is that chin-strap to keep your helmet on?
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.

Stupid

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Fathers

George: Is your father still in the hospital?
William: Yes. He's in the Expensive Care Unit.

Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I flush a lot of the time.
Don't worry, it's just a chain reaction.

Humpty Dumpty

Why is it risky to tell funny jokes to Humpty Dumpty?
Because he might crack up.

Christmas Presents

What Christmas present do you give to a train driver?
Platform shoes.
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