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Joke Topic - 'Relatives'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Relatives'.


Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.

Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.

What type of person lives the longest?
A rich relative.

Where there's a will there's a relative

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a pack of cards.
Sit down and I'll deal with you later.


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Doctor: Well, sit down, both of you.


How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't: you get down from a duck!


If yesterday was today - today would be yesterday.

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