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Joke Topic - 'Relatives'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Relatives'.


Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.

Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.

What type of person lives the longest?
A rich relative.

Where there's a will there's a relative

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What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.


What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where's Pop Corn?


Who is France's data compression hero?
Joan of ARC...


Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ida who?
Ida awful day at work today.


Why did the chicken just pretend it was going to cross the road?
Because it was a practical yoker.


Why is 5 o'clock in the morning a bit like a pigs tail?
Because it's twirly!


Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Violet who?
Violet the cat out of the bag.


He's so stupid, he tried to find the zip code for Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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