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Joke Topic - 'Relatives'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Relatives'.

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Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.
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Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.
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What type of person lives the longest?
A rich relative.
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Where there's a will there's a relative


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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock!
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.
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Cannibals

"I don't think much of your wife."
"Well, never mind just eat the vegetables."
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Fathers

Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.
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A Mistake

I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake
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The Butler

Knock knock
Who's there?
Norma
Norma who?
Normally the butler opens the door.
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Optician

Did you hear about the optician who tripped over a dog?
He made quite a spectacle of himself.
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Diplomacy

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
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Christmas

What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?
Santa Claus laughing his head off.
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Dogs

What type of dog wears a uniform and a badge?
A guard dog.

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