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Joke Topic - 'Relatives'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Relatives'.


Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.

Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.

What type of person lives the longest?
A rich relative.

Where there's a will there's a relative

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Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock!
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.


"I don't think much of your wife."
"Well, never mind just eat the vegetables."


Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.

A Mistake

I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake

The Butler

Knock knock
Who's there?
Norma who?
Normally the butler opens the door.


Did you hear about the optician who tripped over a dog?
He made quite a spectacle of himself.


Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.


What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?
Santa Claus laughing his head off.


What type of dog wears a uniform and a badge?
A guard dog.

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