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Joke Topic - 'Relatives'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Relatives'.

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Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.
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Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.
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What type of person lives the longest?
A rich relative.
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Where there's a will there's a relative


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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, what's in this stuff?'
'It's bean soup, sir.'
'I asked for its recipe, not its history.'
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Monsters

What should you do with a green monster?
Wait until he is ripe.
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Pigs

Why did the pig write a letter to his friend?
Because they were pen pals.
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Quiet

It was so quiet you could have heard a cough drop.
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Disinformation

Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a pack of cards.
Sit down and I'll deal with you later.
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Personality

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I think I'm developing a split personality.
Doctor: Well, sit down, both of you.
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Elephants

How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't: you get down from a duck!
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Yesterday

If yesterday was today - today would be yesterday.

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