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Joke Topic - 'Relatives'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Relatives'.

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Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.
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Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.
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What type of person lives the longest?
A rich relative.
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Where there's a will there's a relative


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Cricket

What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.
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Corn

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where's Pop Corn?
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Data

Who is France's data compression hero?
Joan of ARC...
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Work

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida awful day at work today.
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Chicken

Why did the chicken just pretend it was going to cross the road?
Because it was a practical yoker.
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Pigs

Why is 5 o'clock in the morning a bit like a pigs tail?
Because it's twirly!
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Blondes

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Violet.
Violet who?
Violet the cat out of the bag.
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Stupid

He's so stupid, he tried to find the zip code for Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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