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Joke Topic - 'Relatives'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Relatives'.
Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.
He drank Canada Dry.
Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.
What type of person lives the longest?
A rich relative.
A rich relative.
Where there's a will there's a relative
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What party game is a favorite of cows?
MOO-sical chairs.
MOO-sical chairs.
Florida
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fortification.
Fortification who?
Fortification, we're going to Florida.
Who's there?
Fortification.
Fortification who?
Fortification, we're going to Florida.
Pop
What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.
Vet, Vet, Vet.
Ancestors
Joe: I can trace my ancestors all the way back to Columbus.
Bud: Back to 1492?
Joe: No, to Ohio.
Bud: Back to 1492?
Joe: No, to Ohio.
Robbery
What do you get if you cross a thief with an orchestra?
Robbery with violins.
Robbery with violins.
Having A Bad Day
You know you're having a bad day when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
Monsters
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
Frank Einstein.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke behind you, there's a great big monster.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke behind you, there's a great big monster.
An Inferiority Complex
He has an inferiority complex, but not a very good one.
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