Joke Topic - 'Reindeer' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Reindeer'.

Which reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph.

Which reindeer knows Morse code?
Dasher.

Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.

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What type of car does Dracula drive?
A bloodmobile.

Golfer: 'That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old.'
Caddy: 'Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir.'

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This man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, my nose runs, and my feet smell.'
The doctor said, 'You're built upside down.'

What Christmas present do you give to a train driver?
Platform shoes.

Patient: Doctor, I'm feeling really nervous! This is the first I've had an operation.
Doctor: I know just how you feel. You're my first patient!

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the normal alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.