Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Fortune Tellers
Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball!
Divorce
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.
Puzzles
What do jigsaw puzzles do when they receive bad news?
They go to pieces.
Frogs
What happens to frogs that are illegally parked?
They get toad away.
Possessed
"You have reached 555-5678, DIAL-A-DEMON. At the sound of the tone you will be possessed."
Rich
How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
Doctors
Doctor, doctor. Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.
Ok, how long have you been having these Disney spells?
Cannibals
Did you hear about the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride.
Butcher
A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.