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Joke Topic - 'Reindeer'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Reindeer'.

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I don't care who you are, get these reindeer off my roof.
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Which reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph.
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Which reindeer knows Morse code?
Dasher.
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Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.


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Ducks

What happens when ducks fly backwards?
They quack up.
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Chocolate

What is made of chocolate and is found at the bottom of the sea?
An oyster egg.
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Woman

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette.
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Pigs

Diner: Can you ask the chef if he has pigs' feet.
Waiter: Not me. I want to keep this job.
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Dog Biscuits

What is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Collie flour.
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Motorist

Did you hear about the motorist on a tour of Scotland who went into a garage and asked them to fit his car with a set of Mull of Kin tyres?
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Daughters

Boy: Sir, I'd like your daughter for my wife.
Father: Can't she get one of her own?
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Lightning

What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!
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Witches

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying on their broomsticks?
They use scare spray.

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