Joke Topic - 'Reindeer'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Reindeer'.

I don't care who you are, get these reindeer off my roof.

Which reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph.

Which reindeer knows Morse code?
Dasher.

Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.

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Ducks

What happens when ducks fly backwards?
They quack up.

What is made of chocolate and is found at the bottom of the sea?
An oyster egg.

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette.

Diner: Can you ask the chef if he has pigs' feet.
Waiter: Not me. I want to keep this job.

What is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Collie flour.

Did you hear about the motorist on a tour of Scotland who went into a garage and asked them to fit his car with a set of Mull of Kin tyres?

Boy: Sir, I'd like your daughter for my wife.
Father: Can't she get one of her own?

What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying on their broomsticks?
They use scare spray.

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