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Joke Topic - 'Reindeer'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Reindeer'.

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I don't care who you are, get these reindeer off my roof.
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Which reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph.
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Which reindeer knows Morse code?
Dasher.
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Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.


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A Book

Why is a duke like a book?
Because he has a title.
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Stamps

How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12
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Teachers

Old Teachers never die, they just lose their class.
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Driving

Police Officer: Why are you driving you car wearing only a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
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Cookies

Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
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A Bad Stomach

I've got a bad stomach.
Well just keep your coat on and on one will notice.
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Finish

I never used to be able to finish anything, but now I ....
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Bats

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're real fun to hang around with.
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Dogs

What did the aardvark call his dog?
Aard-bark!

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