Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Ducks
What happens when ducks fly backwards?
They quack up.
Chocolate
What is made of chocolate and is found at the bottom of the sea?
An oyster egg.
Woman
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette.
Pigs
Diner: Can you ask the chef if he has pigs' feet.
Waiter: Not me. I want to keep this job.
Dog Biscuits
What is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Collie flour.
Motorist
Did you hear about the motorist on a tour of Scotland who went into a garage and asked them to fit his car with a set of Mull of Kin tyres?
Daughters
Boy: Sir, I'd like your daughter for my wife.
Father: Can't she get one of her own?
Lightning
What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!
Witches
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying on their broomsticks?
They use scare spray.