Joke Topic - 'Reindeer'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Reindeer'.

I don't care who you are, get these reindeer off my roof.

Which reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph.

Which reindeer knows Morse code?
Dasher.

Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.

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Where do baby ghosts go when their parents are at work?
Day scare centers.

How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.

Why did the eagle sit on top the church spire?
It was a bird of pray.

Did you hear about the man who thought Bob Marley and the Wailers were the sailors who caught Moby Dick?

Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!

What is made of chocolate and is found at the bottom of the sea?
An oyster egg.

When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She couldn't control her pupils!

Bill gave his wife a real surprise on her birthday. He remembered it.

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