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Joke Topic - 'Reindeer'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Reindeer'.

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I don't care who you are, get these reindeer off my roof.
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Which reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph.
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Which reindeer knows Morse code?
Dasher.
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Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.


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Ghosts

Where do baby ghosts go when their parents are at work?
Day scare centers.
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Snowmen

How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.
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Eagles

Why did the eagle sit on top the church spire?
It was a bird of pray.
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Sailors

Did you hear about the man who thought Bob Marley and the Wailers were the sailors who caught Moby Dick?
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Amnesia

Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!
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Chocolate

What is made of chocolate and is found at the bottom of the sea?
An oyster egg.
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Your Opinion

When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
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Teachers

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She couldn't control her pupils!
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Wife

Bill gave his wife a real surprise on her birthday. He remembered it.

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