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Joke Topic - 'Reindeer'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Reindeer'.

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I don't care who you are, get these reindeer off my roof.
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Which reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph.
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Which reindeer knows Morse code?
Dasher.
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Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.


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Librarians

When librarians go fishing what do they use for bait?
Bookworms!
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Scotsman

How do you know if a Scotsman is left-handed?
He keeps all his money in his right-hand pocket.
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Credit Cards

Diner: Waiter, can you put this meal on my credit card?
Waiter: Sorry, sir. But I don't think it'll fit.
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Ghosts

Why do ghost like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.
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Santa

Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.
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Horses

What did one horse say to the other one? Any friend of yours is a palomino.
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Steak

Diner: Waiter, your thumb is on my steak. Remove it right now!
Waiter: What, and drop it again?
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Scottish

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
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Cats

What do you call a cat who likes to eat lemons?
A sourpuss!

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