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Joke Topic - 'Reindeer'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Reindeer'.

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I don't care who you are, get these reindeer off my roof.
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Which reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph.
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Which reindeer knows Morse code?
Dasher.
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Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.


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Fortune Tellers

Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball!
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Divorce

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.
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Puzzles

What do jigsaw puzzles do when they receive bad news?
They go to pieces.
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Frogs

What happens to frogs that are illegally parked?
They get toad away.
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Possessed

"You have reached 555-5678, DIAL-A-DEMON. At the sound of the tone you will be possessed."
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Rich

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor. Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.
Ok, how long have you been having these Disney spells?
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Cannibals

Did you hear about the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride.
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Butcher

A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.

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