Joke Topic - 'Reincarnation'

What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered host.

Marriage: The first union to defy management.

What's green, has four legs and two trunks?
Two seasick tourists.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cliff.
Cliff who?
Cliffhanger.

David: What would you do if you were in my shoes?
Billy: Polish them.

I can't remember if I used to be forgetful or not

"Waiter, do you serve crabs?"
"Sit down, sir. We serve anybody."

Q: Why don't elephants like penguins?
A: They can't get the wrapper off.(Too whom it may concern: Penguins are a brand of cookies).

Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....