Bulls
What do you call a bull when it is sleeping?
A bulldozer.
Frogs
What do frogs like to drink when they are cold?
Hot croako.
Astronomers
How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
Old
Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day
Horses
Did you hear about the horse that has made over twenty movies?
He's not a star, though; he just does bit parts.
Tennis
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.
Eating
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
Cannibals
Father Cannibal To Daughter: It's time you got married. We'll start looking for an edible bachelor.
Marriage
The idea behind marriage is that when a man finds the perfect brand of beer, he should quit his job right away and go work in a brewery.