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Joke Topic - 'Refuse'


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What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!


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School

Teacher to Pupil: What do you get if you divide 2365 by 37?
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.
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Blondes

We have a Blonde where I work, who is so dumb she thinks Manual Labor is a Mexican.
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Keys

What is the hardest key to turn?
A donkey.
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Sail

Did you hear about the stupid yachtsman who had his arm cut off so that he could sail round the world single-handed.
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Christmas

What do you call someone who claps their hands when the contestants in a Christmas quiz show get the right answer?
Santapplause.
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10 Pin Bowling

What must be the quietest sport?
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.
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Reward

The reward for a job well done: more work.
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Encyclopedia

I don't need to buy an encyclopedia - my wife knows everything.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nova.
Nova who?
Nova look back.

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