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Joke Topic - 'Refuse'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Refuse'.

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What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!


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Snails

Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.
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Baseball

What does a baseball pitcher like to do on his birthday?
Throw a party.
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Holidays

What is grey, has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday.
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Maggot

What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...
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Oliver Twist

Who wrote Oliver Twist?
How the dickens should I know?
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Fortune Tellers

Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball!
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Santa

Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.
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Chickens

What is:
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG??
A chicken in a minefield...
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Car

My wife's other car is a broomstick

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