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Joke Topic - 'Refuse'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Refuse'.


What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!

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Beware of Programmers who carry screwdrivers.


Which monster is very untidy?
The Loch Mess Monster!


What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.


Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.

Light Bulbs

How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One, two ! One, two ! One, two ! (think about it)


What did the thief say when he robbed the glue factory?
This is a stickup!


Patient At Death's Door - Doctors Pull Him Through


Did you hear about the cat who drank 3 bowls of milk?
He set a new lap record.

Sherlock Holmes

Did you hear about the detective who became famous after solving crimes by pure chance?
He was called Sheer - Luck Holmes.

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