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Joke Topic - 'Refuse'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Refuse'.


What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!

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Knock Knock

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sizzle who?
Sizzle hurt me more that it hurts you.


Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.


What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.

Open The Door

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mickey who?
Mickey won't work, so please open the door for me!


Ted: My birthday is coming soon. Do you know what I need?
Tim: Yes, I know what you need, but how do you gift wrap a life?


I don't care who you are, get these reindeer off my roof.


What do you call a blonde with a brain cell?


Which monster is very untidy?
The Loch Mess Monster!


Doctor, Doctor I keep getting an urge to paint myself gold.
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!

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