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Joke Topic - 'Refuse'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Refuse'.


What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!

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Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.


What does a baseball pitcher like to do on his birthday?
Throw a party.


What is grey, has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday.


What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...

Oliver Twist

Who wrote Oliver Twist?
How the dickens should I know?

Fortune Tellers

Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball!


Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.


What is:
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG??
A chicken in a minefield...


My wife's other car is a broomstick

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