Joke Topic - 'Refuse'

What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.

What do you call a ninety year old ant?
An antique.

What is found in the middle of America and Australia? The letter R.

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?

What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.

Did you hear about the pigeon who wanted to buy a famous London landmark?
He put a deposit on Big Ben.

If you jump off a bridge that crosses a famous Paris river, are you in Seine?

Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.

What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.