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Joke Topic - 'Refuse'


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What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!


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Computers

Beware of Programmers who carry screwdrivers.
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Monster

Which monster is very untidy?
The Loch Mess Monster!
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Cows

What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.
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Pilot

Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.
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Light Bulbs

How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One, two ! One, two ! One, two ! (think about it)
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Thief

What did the thief say when he robbed the glue factory?
This is a stickup!
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Patient

Patient At Death's Door - Doctors Pull Him Through
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Cats

Did you hear about the cat who drank 3 bowls of milk?
He set a new lap record.
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Sherlock Holmes

Did you hear about the detective who became famous after solving crimes by pure chance?
He was called Sheer - Luck Holmes.

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