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Joke Topic - 'Refuse'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Refuse'.


What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!

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What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.


What do you call a ninety year old ant?
An antique.


What is found in the middle of America and Australia? The letter R.

Deja Vu

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?


What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.


Did you hear about the pigeon who wanted to buy a famous London landmark?
He put a deposit on Big Ben.


If you jump off a bridge that crosses a famous Paris river, are you in Seine?

A Car Mechanic

Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.


What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.

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