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Joke Topic - 'Refund'


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Doctor: So what is Hamish complaining about now?>
Nurse: He says that he recovered before all his medicine was finished so he wants a refund on the cost of his prescription.


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Light Bulbs

How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.
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Strawberries

Why were the strawberries crying?
Because they were in a jam!
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School

Teacher: Today I want you to write an essay on an elephant.
Pupil: But won't we fall off?
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Fish

What type of fish is famous?
A starfish.
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Work

I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
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Bankers

How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember what the combination is.
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Cows

Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo-souri.
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Blackmail

You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive.
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Double

"Doctor, doctor< I keep seeing double."
"Take a seat please."
"Which one?"

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