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Joke Topic - 'Refund'


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Doctor: So what is Hamish complaining about now?>
Nurse: He says that he recovered before all his medicine was finished so he wants a refund on the cost of his prescription.


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Thieves

What do you call five thieves on surfboards?
A crime wave.
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Judges

What did the judge say to his wife when he got home from the law courts?
It's been a very trying day!
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Robbers

Did you hear about the robbers who fell in the sea?
They started a crime wave.
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Pizza

What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.
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Mother

Mother: Do you like moving pictures?
Son: I sure do, Mom.
Mother: Good! Then you can help me carry down some pictures from the attic.
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Eggs

Did you hear about the man who stole a truckload of eggs?
He has returned them. Apparently he only did it for a yolk.
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Vampires

Which vampire likes to eat junk food?
Snackula.
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Cows

Where would you be most likely to find a prehistoric cow?
In a moo-seum.
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King Kong

How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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