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Joke Topic - 'Refined'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Refined'.


Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.

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Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.


Boss: William, why aren't you working?
William: Sorry, I didn't see you coming!


Billy: I can't believe I just missed that open goal. I could kick myself.
Johnny: Don't: bother, you'd probably miss.


What should you do with a green monster?
Wait until he is ripe.


Which ant lives in a house?
An occupant!

Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.


The cannibal came home to find his wife chopping up snakes and a very small man.
"Oh no!" he groaned. "Not snake and pygmy pie again."


What type of dogs are always welcome at football games?
Hot dogs.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie who?
Annie one you like.

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