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Joke Topic - 'Refined'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Refined'.

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Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.


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Shellfish

Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.
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Working

Boss: William, why aren't you working?
William: Sorry, I didn't see you coming!
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Football

Billy: I can't believe I just missed that open goal. I could kick myself.
Johnny: Don't: bother, you'd probably miss.
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Monsters

What should you do with a green monster?
Wait until he is ripe.
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Ants

Which ant lives in a house?
An occupant!
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Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.
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Cannibals

The cannibal came home to find his wife chopping up snakes and a very small man.
"Oh no!" he groaned. "Not snake and pygmy pie again."
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Dogs

What type of dogs are always welcome at football games?
Hot dogs.
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Like

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie one you like.

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