You know you're a redneck if:
Your Truck has curtains, but your house doesn't.
Your porch collapses, and it kills more than seven dogs.
Every car you've ever owned is in your backyard.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Scottish
Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
Lawyers
Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.
Lawyers
"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"
Skeletons
Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.
Cannibals
What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I just couldn't eat another mortal.
Cashiers
How many grocery store cashiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill.
Cows
Why do cows have bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.
Chickens
My uncle said, 'I wonder what'll happen if I feed gunpowder to my chickens?'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'
Doctors
George: "Do you know what Dr Williams's specializes in?"
Tom: Yeah, he diagnoses wallets."