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Joke Topic - 'Rednecks'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Rednecks'.

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You know you're a redneck if:
Your Truck has curtains, but your house doesn't.
Your porch collapses, and it kills more than seven dogs.
Every car you've ever owned is in your backyard.


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Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark hives.
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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a hyena?
A animal that laughs at the sight of blood.
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Doctors

DOCTOR" The pain in your right leg is caused by old age.
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Candles

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pablo.
Pablo who?
Pablo the candles out.
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Why did the pig give his girlfriend a bunch of flowers?
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Lawyers

Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.
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Girlfriends

What did the artist say to his girlfriend?
"I love you with all my art."
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Frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.

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