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Joke Topic - 'Rednecks'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Rednecks'.

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You know you're a redneck if:
Your Truck has curtains, but your house doesn't.
Your porch collapses, and it kills more than seven dogs.
Every car you've ever owned is in your backyard.


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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.
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Lawyers

"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"
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Skeletons

Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
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Cannibals

What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I just couldn't eat another mortal.
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Cashiers

How many grocery store cashiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Cows

Why do cows have bells around their necks?
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Chickens

My uncle said, 'I wonder what'll happen if I feed gunpowder to my chickens?'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'
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Doctors

George: "Do you know what Dr Williams's specializes in?"
Tom: Yeah, he diagnoses wallets."

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