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Joke Topic - 'Rednecks'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Rednecks'.

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You know you're a redneck if:
Your Truck has curtains, but your house doesn't.
Your porch collapses, and it kills more than seven dogs.
Every car you've ever owned is in your backyard.


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What do you call a man whose wife has just divorced him?
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What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.
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What do you get if you cross a new-born snake with a basketball?
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When society turns to graffiti, the writing is on the wall
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What if you cross a legendary Scottish monster and a bad egg?
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Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
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Ghosts

What kind of mistakes do ghosts usually make?
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What is very smelly, and is spoken in the highlands of Scotland?
Garlic.

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