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Joke Topic - 'Rednecks'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Rednecks'.

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You know you're a redneck if:
Your Truck has curtains, but your house doesn't.
Your porch collapses, and it kills more than seven dogs.
Every car you've ever owned is in your backyard.


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